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TigerMyth36
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Desserts That Make You Angry!

Who knew Red Velvet cake pissed people off so much?

Evidently several people would like the world to boycott the sham known as Red Velvet cake.

What dessert pisses you off?

Image: http://chosenfood.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fig_newtons.jpg


I present to you, the fig newton.

Taste like balsa wood with congealed sawdust mixed with a small amount of fruit.

For good measure, I'll toss these worthless things in the mix....

Image: http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_112044.jpg


Vent your rage at your least favorite dessert.


Rohan2Reed
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
those are "desserts?"



TigerMyth36
LSU Fan
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Member since Nov 2005
30836 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Sweet snacks, desserts whatever you want to call them. Yes, I have seen people stick Milanos out as a dessert.

A friend's mom used to stick out the newtons after lunch.

I see the Red Velvet thread still has you full of piss and vinegar.


Rohan2Reed
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Westside
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
quote:

Sweet snacks, desserts whatever you want to call them.


I like to label things using the appropriate term.

quote:

Yes, I have seen people stick Milanos out as a dessert.

A friend's mom used to stick out the newtons after lunch.


Okay. Still not dessert, IMO.

quote:

I see the Red Velvet thread still has you full of piss and vinegar.


Not really. Just the bastardization of the English language and the overly-broad categorization of things as suitable foodstuffs annoys me.


fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Oh HELL NO!!

We gonna have a problem if you leave those Milano's up.


Put up bread pudding instead. Had it, never wanted it, soggy arse bread in sugary milk. It's like uncooked French toast.
This post was edited on 3/18 at 7:50 pm


TigerMyth36
LSU Fan
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
30836 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Hey jackwagon

quote:

Dessert is the usually sweet course that concludes a meal.


Plenty of people stick out cookies to end a meal. You really are in a pissy mood today. Or I should say pissier than normal.


Rohan2Reed
Grambling Fan
Westside
Member since Nov 2003
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
I'm not a fan of most of the desserts I see on New Orleans restaurants menus. Bread pudding, creme brulee, bananas foster, flan.. I just can't get into any of those.


LouisianaLady
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Member since Mar 2009
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
While we're venting, I hate sugary things. If I'm eating a sweet, I want it to be cinnamon-spiced-nutty type things.

King cake (not too much icing), cinnamon rolls, ginger snaps, a nutty/coffe flavored creme brulee, etc.

I can't do a birthday cake.. or one of those god awful cookies they sell at WalMart/WinnDixie/etc.

Chocolate is hit or miss. A hot/lava type chocolate cake (preferable with fruit/fruit reduction) is good.. but a regular chocolate cake with chocolate icing

If I crave a sweet, a couple bites is usually enough for me.

I feel like I'm not a female :(


LouisianaLady
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Member since Mar 2009
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
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Bread pudding, creme brulee, bananas foster, flan..


See, I like those types of things. Sweet.. but not TOO sweet.


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Rohan2Reed
Grambling Fan
Westside
Member since Nov 2003
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Myth, when someone says for instance: "what's your favorite dessert?" Do you assume they're talking about pies, cakes, cobblers, etc? Or do you assume they're talking about factory-made, packaged cookies you buy at Walmart?


fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
29219 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
I'm with you on all but bananas foster. Not something I think to order everytime, but good change of pace.

Panna Cotta should be served more.


TigerMyth36
LSU Fan
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
30836 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
I'm actually not a fan of the cookie cake. My mom gets those all the time for birthdays and has been doing that for 20 years.


Rohan2Reed
Grambling Fan
Westside
Member since Nov 2003
73949 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
quote:

Panna Cotta


another gelatinous dessert I don't care for.

I'm like LL, I'm not a big sweets guy to begin with. Pie is by far my favorite type of dessert. Followed by sorbet.


LouisianaLady
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2009
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Not a fan either.

I don't "hate" any of these things I'm listing, per se. I'll try them and be fine if need be. I just feel my head spinning and can barely continue eating after a couple bites.


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TigerMyth36
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
Hey Rohan, my thread thus my freaking connotation.

You can put whatever you want. I put what I don't like.



LouisianaLady
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2009
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
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Pie is by far my favorite type of dessert. Followed by sorbet.


100% agree with every bit of that.

And not a chocolate pie or anything like that. Something with fruity goodness inside.

ETA: And cobbler, although that is pretty much pie
This post was edited on 3/18 at 7:58 pm


Earlie Mae
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
I like newtons... good w/ a glass of milk.


Rohan2Reed
Grambling Fan
Westside
Member since Nov 2003
73949 posts

re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
quote:

You can put whatever you want. I put what I don't like.


I did.

Stop trying to manufacture controversy.


Earlie Mae
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
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creme brulee, bananas foster


two of my absolute favorite desserts

I don't care for sorbet.
This post was edited on 3/18 at 8:00 pm


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TigerMyth36
LSU Fan
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re: Desserts That Make You Angry!
quote:

I like newtons... good w/ a glass of milk
Without the milk you risk choking.


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