While we're venting, I hate sugary things. If I'm eating a sweet, I want it to be cinnamon-spiced-nutty type things.
King cake (not too much icing), cinnamon rolls, ginger snaps, a nutty/coffe flavored creme brulee, etc.
I can't do a birthday cake.. or one of those god awful cookies they sell at WalMart/WinnDixie/etc.
Chocolate is hit or miss. A hot/lava type chocolate cake (preferable with fruit/fruit reduction) is good.. but a regular chocolate cake with chocolate icing
If I crave a sweet, a couple bites is usually enough for me.
I feel like I'm not a female :(