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re: Cow College Cheese and Mac (photos)
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:08 am to Oenophile Brah
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:08 am to Oenophile Brah
quote:
hope you have a good cardiologist
My Cardiologist (Dr. Chuck) is the very best.
We belong to the same church. I sit in the choir, so I can clearly see him (left/north side of the sanctuary, seven or eight rows from the back, on the center isle side of his pew). He is there every week. In fact, I have seen him in church in his scrubs.
Over the seven years I have seen him as a patient, he has done multiple EKGs, multiple sonograms, multiple trans-esophageal sonograms, 2 heart cath procedures and multiple fluoroscope examinations of the function of my carbon fiber mitral valve after they installed it. When my heart began shutting down at random times, he monitored my heart for 8 months with an implanted monitor and then installed my pacemaker.
He did a carotid artery massage one day in the hospital and was decent enough to bring the crash cart with him and tell my wife that it might kill me and they would do all they could to bring me back if it did. (it didn't and the crash cart wasn't needed - actually not even the closest I have come to dying).
He is a smart guy. He loves the Lord. He is a very a good friend.
What more could you ask of a doctor named Chuck?
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:21 am to MeridianDog
quote:
He is a smart guy. He loves the Lord. He is a very a good friend.
That's all you can ask for.
I know a Chuck. He's no cardiologist, but could get a Chevy up and running again. Similar skill sets, I guess.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:46 am to Gorilla Fingers
My goodness. You should/could be writing screenplays. You could be a pulp fiction contender.
A few corrections and a question or two for you.
- My arse is still in great shape, thanks to exercise there is little droop.
- No padded seat on my toilet. I always thought they were kind'a weird, but that's just me.
- My thighs are not atrophied. I'm no longer a Special Forces type specimen, but there is almost no change in my arse from the time I was ten feet tall and bullet proof.
- The physician who delivered me was a Jew and followed Jewish custom in his practice at the Baptist Hospital.
- A question for you to settle my confusion. What does the sea of darkness represent? Allegorical reference or Freudian?
- I am certain life will eventually bring worse things, but there are no indications they will come this week. I have a slight head cold, but that is all.
- I have had only one painful BM in my life - the week they did my heart valve replacement. They offered me a laxative then and I was a man and said "No thanks, never used one and see no reason the go that way now." That unfounded confidence in my post cardiac procedure digestive function was in error. I did survive it though and can still bring back memories if I want to bring out a sweat.
- No false teeth in my mouth. All natural. All mine. No periodontal disease thanks to consistent dental hygiene. Relatively straight and pretty white.
- Pushing, moaning, grunting, sweating? You are missing a useful application of your verbal skills if you are not writing porn.
- I'm not much for just sitting. I'm sort of a do what you came to do sort of guy.
- Fear, trepidation, Foreboding? People have tried to kill me with deadly weapons. I ain't scared of taking a crap.
- I'm pretty sure my rectal lining isn't composed of fabric. If I remember A&P, it is semipermeable biological membrane.
- abrasive ebony forms? Are you a Freshman Lit professor at LSU? Do you stand on the podium, looking out across 150 bored young tigers and tigeretts and think off color thoughts as you preach the effective use of adjectives and warn against the use of too much alliteration?
- "took in the full power of its scent ... oneness with the world."
- "cannonball-shaped samples were like the bottom dot of a question mark. It literally was. It seemed to ask me, "why?" And I couldn't answer."
To many unanswered questions in your thesis for my taste.
- "It was a microcosm of life itself." You are correct sir. In the great scheme, life is indeed a microcosm.
- "sent them on their way" A fitting ending. I applaud you.
A few corrections and a question or two for you.
- My arse is still in great shape, thanks to exercise there is little droop.
- No padded seat on my toilet. I always thought they were kind'a weird, but that's just me.
- My thighs are not atrophied. I'm no longer a Special Forces type specimen, but there is almost no change in my arse from the time I was ten feet tall and bullet proof.
- The physician who delivered me was a Jew and followed Jewish custom in his practice at the Baptist Hospital.
- A question for you to settle my confusion. What does the sea of darkness represent? Allegorical reference or Freudian?
- I am certain life will eventually bring worse things, but there are no indications they will come this week. I have a slight head cold, but that is all.
- I have had only one painful BM in my life - the week they did my heart valve replacement. They offered me a laxative then and I was a man and said "No thanks, never used one and see no reason the go that way now." That unfounded confidence in my post cardiac procedure digestive function was in error. I did survive it though and can still bring back memories if I want to bring out a sweat.
- No false teeth in my mouth. All natural. All mine. No periodontal disease thanks to consistent dental hygiene. Relatively straight and pretty white.
- Pushing, moaning, grunting, sweating? You are missing a useful application of your verbal skills if you are not writing porn.
- I'm not much for just sitting. I'm sort of a do what you came to do sort of guy.
- Fear, trepidation, Foreboding? People have tried to kill me with deadly weapons. I ain't scared of taking a crap.
- I'm pretty sure my rectal lining isn't composed of fabric. If I remember A&P, it is semipermeable biological membrane.
- abrasive ebony forms? Are you a Freshman Lit professor at LSU? Do you stand on the podium, looking out across 150 bored young tigers and tigeretts and think off color thoughts as you preach the effective use of adjectives and warn against the use of too much alliteration?
- "took in the full power of its scent ... oneness with the world."
- "cannonball-shaped samples were like the bottom dot of a question mark. It literally was. It seemed to ask me, "why?" And I couldn't answer."
To many unanswered questions in your thesis for my taste.
- "It was a microcosm of life itself." You are correct sir. In the great scheme, life is indeed a microcosm.
- "sent them on their way" A fitting ending. I applaud you.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:46 am to MeridianDog
quote:Dog, with that history, I might want Chuck to tell me to lay off the mac and cheese...not that I would, but I'd want him to go through the motions.
What more could you ask of a doctor named Chuck?
Posted on 2/25/14 at 10:54 am to OTIS2
quote:
I might want Chuck to tell me to lay off the mac and cheese
Nah. One must die of something. It is too much of an embarrassment to the coroner if they can't come up with a statement in the "Cause of death" block.
I have read all of your WFDT entries Mr. O. Kettle to pot? I guess you did say "not that I would".
From the photos you will note that I had a "Girl Scout" portion. Maybe five or six forkfuls. What could that hurt? The (two scoops) raisin bran I had for breakfast this morning Shirley sucked up whatever bad was in last night's cheese.
I know, "Don't call you Shirley!"
Fact is, it's hard to have the type of mitral valve failure I experienced and not wind up having many-many procedures done before the dust settles.
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 10:59 am
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:30 am to MeridianDog
That cheese is really enticing, and I would like to order some, but I can't bring myself to in any way shape or form pay money for something with "that school"'s logo on it.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:35 am to TigerFanatic99
quote:
That school's logo
Understandable, I guess. I do understand that one must be able to live with their actions.
I bid you Peace.
Posted on 2/25/14 at 11:56 am to TigerFanatic99
quote:You sound like a closet ole miss fan.
I would like to order some, but I can't bring myself to in any way shape or form pay money for something with "that school"'s logo on it.
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