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Consider the ketchup packet
Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:53 pm
For some reason, the food industry was determined to give us this subpar bullshite condiment delivery system. I can't even count how many times I didn't tear the fricking little prick open enough and I got a high pressure squirt of tomato splooge on myself (inb4 urfat). For decades, even broke arse McDonalds had other condiments delivered in plastic containers (bbq, sweet n' sour) yet there was no outcry to get rid of this bullshite.
Then in steps the hero we deserve. No more sideways ketchup squirts. I have options. Dip or squeeze.
If you're an establishment and you serve the ketchup condoms then piss on you. Dip or squeeze til I die bitch.
Then in steps the hero we deserve. No more sideways ketchup squirts. I have options. Dip or squeeze.
If you're an establishment and you serve the ketchup condoms then piss on you. Dip or squeeze til I die bitch.
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Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:57 pm to jamboybarry
The dip n squeeze is superior to the pouch, but I prefer the bulk ketchup dispensed into biodegradable paper cups. If you ever picked up roadside trash, you'd know that those f'ing lil plastifoil pouches are EVERYWHERE.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:58 pm to hungryone
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If you ever picked up roadside trash
I'm not white trash so no, I haven't.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:59 pm to jamboybarry
the little soy sauce packets suck the worst.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 2:59 pm to hungryone
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you'd know that those f'ing lil plastifoil pouches are EVERYWHERE.
That's because trashy people litter.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:01 pm to TejasHorn
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the little soy sauce packets suck the worst.
Don't even get me started on that shite. Those things leak worse than a BP oil rig.
I forgot in the OP to commend whataburger for leading the ketchup fight with this innovation of condiment containment.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:06 pm to TH03
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I'm not white trash so no, I haven't.
Everybody drives drunk.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:06 pm to TH03
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I'm not white trash so no, I haven't.
Apparently your non white trash status prevents you from being a community volunteer, responsible citizen, and environmentally conscious. Sorry you don't live in a community that ever bothers to pick up after itself.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:09 pm to hungryone
i live in a community that doesn't really litter in the first place. Plus we have convicts and street sweeper trucks to clean up.
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:13 pm to s14suspense
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That's because trashy people eat ketchup
Posted on 3/3/16 at 3:56 pm to jamboybarry
Thank god you didn't post any pics of that scumbag Hunt's brand
Heinz and only Heinz
Heinz and only Heinz
Posted on 3/3/16 at 4:57 pm to GynoSandberg
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That's because trashy people eat ketchup
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GynoSandberg
Shut your whore mouth
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