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Bisected Burger?
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:20 pm
What is the "correct" way to eat a burger? Do you slice it in half or eat it whole? Please discuss
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Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:23 pm to bmfb6
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What is the "correct" way to eat a burger?
Whatever way you want to eat it.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:28 pm to bmfb6
Any way you slice it (hehe), that first burger looks turrible. Too much bread on the top of the bun and a thin little soaking wet piece of mush for a bottom bun. And what is that, kale? Smdh
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:29 pm to bmfb6
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What is the "correct" way to eat a burger?
With your mouth.
Unless you want to blend it up and inject it up your arse. You do you, man.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:32 pm to bmfb6
With a liter cola
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:33 pm to LSUballs
This is not about the toppings, although that can figure into the decision of whether to slice or not. I agree that the amount of bread and the kale is stomach turning, but I personally prefer the slice to not. Imagine the amount of kale that would end up on your lap if you tried to eat that thing whole.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:34 pm to LSUBoo
Would you insert it into your arse whole or bisected? I prefer bisected.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:34 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
shut the hell up.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:39 pm to bmfb6
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:41 pm to bmfb6
Depends on the size of the burger, if it is a large one I'm cutting it in half
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:43 pm to bmfb6
Is it unacceptable to eat a burger with just the patty and the bread? No toppings. Not even cheese.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:46 pm to tduecen
That's my general theorem as well, but I also think the toppings (both the amount and the slipperiness of them) factors into it. I mean, a smaller burger with grilled onions, ketchup, mayo, pickles, melted cheese, bacon, and grilled mushrooms and I'm going to slice that bitch before wearing it.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:46 pm to mmonro3
Yeah that's disgusting
Posted on 6/1/17 at 3:02 pm to bmfb6
Dammit, I haven't eaten today and now I really want a good burger. Guess I shouldn't have went to the food board.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 3:04 pm to bmfb6
i like it cut in half.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 3:52 pm to bmfb6
If it has legitimate toppings, cut in half gives you the proper ratio of condiments with each bite. When eaten whole, they tend to make their way to the back of the burger if not out onto your plate/lap. If it's a plain burger with little to no topping then either is correct.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 4:03 pm to bmfb6
Also depends where you are eating it. If I'm at home I just grab it and go after it. If I'm at some decent place, I cut it. If I'm at a place sitting outside and drinking beer, I'll just eat it without slicing it. The fries can be used to mop up anything that falls out.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 4:14 pm to bmfb6
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Would you insert it into your arse whole or bisected? I prefer bi.
FIFY
Posted on 6/1/17 at 4:16 pm to TU Rob
If it's a whole burger I tend to eat around it so my last few bites are the middle of the patty.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:51 pm to bmfb6
The correct way to eat a burger is whole, outer edge first.
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