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Arse, I think the Pope has been reading your Fatty Threads

Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21446 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:08 pm
He totally called you out this morning.

quote:

"Today is Friday, I can't eat meat, but I'm going to have a nice plate of seafood, a real banquet," which, while appearing to be an abstinence from meat, is the sin of gluttony, the pope said.


Be careful out there.

LINK
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

I can't eat meat, but I'm going to have a nice plate of seafood, a real banquet,"


I just don't understand how this is considered a sacrifice by any means.

A sacrifice would be to fast, and not eat.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39501 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:11 pm to
WE KNOW ALREADY
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:41 pm to
I had lettuce with vinaigrette and a hard boiled egg.

My head is killing me.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50117 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:56 pm to
I'll get shitfaced tonight in your honor.



or at least middle aged shitfaced...which is code for I'll have several servings of red wine and then amble off to bed.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 1:59 pm to
To make matters worse, tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be grinding at the office instead of drinking and pounding my face with cake. I wish my parents would have conceived me during Lent.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50117 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I wish my parents would have conceived me during Lent.



Hmmm....I have a hunch as to what they gave up...
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 2:07 pm to
You can't get pregnant through anal.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47377 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 2:12 pm to
I'll drink to the anniversary of your arrival into this world. Just think of all the credit you're building up for your spot with the Big Guy.
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13253 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

You can't get pregnant through anal.


Really??!! News to me.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21446 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

tomorrow is my birthday


Happy Birthday. If I get out, I'll tip some Beam for you.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18768 posts
Posted on 2/20/15 at 9:16 pm to
I just realized I had a vegetarian lunch and fish tacos for dinner. Thought I accidentally did the no meat thing, but recalled I had a piece of leftover pizza for a snack, and it had two slices of Italian sausage on it.

I'm out.
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