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Scientists discover dogs' prefered bathroom position
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:31 pm
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Talk about animal magnetism!
Scientists discovered that dogs across a variety of breeds align their body axis with the Earth's magnetic field (MF) when relieving themselves.
70 dogs out of 37 different breeds -- beagles and dachshunds and Yorkshire terriers, oh my! -- were observed going number two 1,893 times and number one 5,582 times over the course of a two-year period. And they preferred to excrete when their body was aligned along the north-south axis under calm MF conditions, according to a new report in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.
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Our analysis of the raw data ... indicates that dogs not only prefer N-S direction, but at the same time they also avoid E-W direction," they wrote.
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Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:33 pm to JOJO Hammer
Dogs use the bathroom? 
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
My dog clearly doesn't give a frick what direction he faces while dropping a deuce as he normally walks around in his squat while doing his business. 
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
I hope this isn't taxpayer funded.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
My only disappointment is that the study is by Czechs and Germans. America needs to be in on this.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:35 pm to JOJO Hammer
The Squatty Potty helps humans to achieve the same shite alignment
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:53 pm to JOJO Hammer
My dog sits backwards on the toilet.
Very strange.
Very strange.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:54 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:Scruffy also enjoys relieving himself during calm Monday Football conditions.
calm MF conditions
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
My dog spins in a circle while the shite goes flying.
Guess hes just retarded
Guess hes just retarded
Posted on 1/2/14 at 1:58 pm to JOJO Hammer
This will change the way we look at dogs forever
Posted on 1/2/14 at 2:01 pm to Scruffy
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calm MF conditions
Scruffy also enjoys relieving himself during calm Monday Football conditions.
I read it as "calm mother fricking conditions", in Samuel Jackson's voice.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 2:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
Who will be the first to circumnavigate the globe using a dog's anus as a compass?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 2:06 pm to LSUnation78
A turd tornado....
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