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re: Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones has a 17% Tomatometer but a 99% Audience Score

Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Alison Herman
Inkoo Kang
Kyle Smith


Translation: I expected him to say things that offended people I don't like, I didn't expect him to say things that offended me.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:37 pm to
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The MJ bit was kind of weird though.


It felt weird when he said, "who cares?" or whatever similar thing, but that was clearly just to set up the bit about (no spoilers)
Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

It felt weird when he said, "who cares?" or whatever similar thing, but that was clearly just to set up the bit about (no spoilers)



How was your weekend? I got my dick sucked by Michael Jackson!
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:43 pm to
I scrolled through every audience review.

I found a grand total of THREE reviews of the hundreds of audience reviews that were less than 4 stars.

1 was 3 stars (liked it but didn't love it)

2 were 1/2 stars (assholes that just want to shite on everything)
Posted by musick
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:44 pm to
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How was your weekend? I got my dick sucked by Michael Jackson!


It can only go up from here .

Also,
quote:

I'm not a pedophile..............but if I was.....
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:44 pm to
Yeah, that section wasn’t funny, but that’s kind of the point. It’s just jokes. If you don’t like it, don’t buy a ticket. It’s is not moving the needle politically, as much as it resonates with people in the moment.

Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:45 pm to
I watched it. I may not be a "99" in my book, but 17% is ludicrous.

He hit them pretty close to home and this is the only way they have to fight back. Hell, Chappelle has a decent case of TDS. That doesn't spare him from excoriation by the professional offended class (most of the left by now).


But, he wasn't wrong in going after the PC speech police. Comedy is SUPPOSED to challenge your assumptions, make you feel uncomfortable and, perhaps even offend at times.
Posted by FredBear
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Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:47 pm to
Progressives have taken over the movie and music critics and publications just as much as they have the movie and music industry.
Posted by Nguyener
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Chappelle remains one of the most vital, and certainly among the most daring, of standups, but we count on him to say unsayable truths, or to bring us closer to truths most of us hadn’t consciously considered, or at least to restate the truth in a clever way. 


I wasn't aware this was something we were supposed to expect from a stand up comic
Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 6:59 pm to
Rotten Tomatoes changed when Captain Marvel released. It couldn't handle the bad reviews.

It's nothing more than a SJW cheerleading squad now. Nothing is more useless than the opinion of a Hollywood liberal.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:07 pm to
Those snowflakes are pussies
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

He hit them pretty close to home and this is the only way they have to fight back. Hell, Chappelle has a decent case of TDS. That doesn't spare him from excoriation by the professional offended class (most of the left by now).


That he dared hit them at all is why the Critics rating is so low. If he had left that out entirely and not gone against their grain on abortion and #MeToo he would probably be trending around at least 80% on the Critics side.

Thankfully he has the F-U money to give less than a shite about "critics" and just do the material he enjoys.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/3/19 at 11:09 pm
Posted by BeefDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:49 pm to
Here’s a shocker... The Left has no sense of humor.

Especially when a comedian doesn’t suck the Left’s proverbial dick while displaying fervent TDS and shitting all over Republicans.

You can see this very clearly in the special when Chappelle describes “the worst kind of person on the planet” and asks the crowd who do they think he’s describing, and the crowd begins shouting, “Trump!”, but then Chapelle goes, “No, it’s YOU! I’m describing all you mother frickers!”, and all you hear is a handful of uncomfortable laughs and a bunch of displeased murmuring and boo’s.

These people wanted so bad for him to shite on Trump, they were completely unprepared for him to shite on everyone, including them.

The hubris and lack of self-awareness on the Left is just staggering.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:52 pm to
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Do yourself a favor and watch Jeremy Jahns' review.

He is the only positive critic review and went into a discussion of why there were only 5 reviews (all negative) before his.

Also made it a point to say his was a "fresh" review.


I randomly stumbled upon his review (didn't realize he was gonna review this. I like his quick hitting format for other media). Was curious what his take would be.

Very refreshing.
Posted by PDXDawg
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 7:53 pm to
Muh tomato meter
Posted by monsterballads
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:11 pm to
in 2019 they still don't understand chappelle is a comedian
Posted by tigbob
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:23 pm to
I loved the special. Did I agree with all of it no. Glad to see someone with the stones to say what he wants and not care of what you may think of it! Deal with it! My friend drove him around for a weekend in New Orleans when he was doing two shows. Buddy said he rode up front with him and asked him to tell him about New Orleans. Said he was cool and down to earth unlike other aholes he has had in the past. End of the weekend hit him up with a huge tip.
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/3/19 at 8:52 pm to
Rotten tomatoes is about as honest and genuine as snopes.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39575 posts
Posted on 9/3/19 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Aziz Ansari


He might actually be the least funny comedian in the history of comedy.
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