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re: Those of you who are done with having children

Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:41 am to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78163 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:41 am to
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Do you think your shite is going to fuse back together? Or do you just like to beat off into a cup?????



My dad got fixed. 2 years later, along came my brother.

Yes he is my dad's you sick fricks. He looks just like him.
Posted by hawgndodge
Member since Jun 2009
4822 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:42 am to
2 kids. Had it done on a Friday morning at 6, my boss was a prick about time off so to prove a point I was back at work that day at 1 with a bag of peas in my pants. Couple years later he had it done, idiot just went to some local old general practitioner doctor, guy was like 75, and had it done in his office. He was apparently swollen and black and blue for a couple weeks and wasn't in office. Served him right.

We did end up adopting 2 more boys years later from Foster Care but that was more about trying to help some kids out than anything. So we've got 4 boys in a 1300sqft 3br/2ba. It works just fine.

I ain't buying some big nice house for these fools to destroy. I'll wait till they're moved out and then get the nice house.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9543 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:42 am to
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now wife has an IUD. Has had it for 2.5 years, so it seems to be working. Just an FYI, you will feel it and at times(depending on position) it can be kind of painful. Like running into a dull pencil.


How big are you (no homo)
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11283 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:48 am to
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Just an FYI, you will feel it and at times(depending on position) it can be kind of painful. Like running into a dull pencil.


This means they cut the strings too short. It’s akin to having 2 pieces of blunt fishing line *just* sticking out of her cervix. If they leave the strings a little longer, they aren’t sharp like that. She can have the doc trim the strings to make them shorter, as well, so they stop stabbing you.
This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 6:50 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97781 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 6:58 am to
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Thread title: Those of you who are done with having children


I am done but I want the ability to change my mind without surgery
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25770 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:05 am to
I got snipped. I have major issues with epididymus since procedure and regret doing it, but most men don’t have these issues.

We have 2 boys both have own bedroom and bathroom. I shared a bedroom with a brother who was a slob and and a bathroom with him and 2 nasty sisters and it was miserable.
This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 7:12 am
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19264 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:05 am to
How many of you who got the vasectomy actually went back for the sperm count post op? I had a buddy knock up his bride because somehow nature found a way and his procedure was a failure.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12931 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:06 am to
When the pill kills your wife’s sex drive, and then the IUD causes painful cramping and bleeding, you will get snipped.

Realistically, the theoretical wife #2 will be done having kids as well.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97781 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:14 am to
I’m just fricking around. Getting snipped in a couple months
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20416 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:18 am to
I don’t have kids and don’t want them. Me and the lady are cautious. She’s on the pill and take other measures
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:24 am to
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quote:
I got snipped.



how was it?


I woke up in the middle of the night on sun night (snipped on Fri) in pain because one of the sutures pulled out. Other than that...no problem. Stay with the ice packs for as long as the doc says (i didnt) and make sure the kids are occupied ...their pointy knees and elbows will find your crotch like never before. I had it on a fri. To work on mon (desk) and normal by the following wknd.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19507 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:34 am to
got my nuts cut
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:39 am to
We’ve got 4 kids, none were planned. We love all of them unequally
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19252 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:39 am to
I remember someone asking me once..."are you going to have any more kids". I responded (jokingly)..."Not with her" and motioned to my wife.



She didn't think it was funny.
















Post script...ex-wives never have a good sense of humor...do they?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53343 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:43 am to
My friend is a penis doctor and he calls them gasectomies because that’s what all the people that get them end up doing


He thinks it’s because they don’t have testosterone anymore
Posted by bullyintigertown
Tiger Country
Member since Aug 2013
173 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:45 am to
My wife had her tubes tied after the third child. Less than two years later she got pregnant again. I got snipped before the fourth was born. She had her tubes taken completely out after the fourth kid. No pain on my end. Smelling my nuts burning during the procedure was not very pleasant though.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53343 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:49 am to
What do they do with your nuts after? Is it like tonsils where the doctor uses them as bait for fishing?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24846 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:49 am to
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LOL, but when you do have sex, what do you do?


Pay the nice Asian lady...
Posted by MikeTh3Tiger
Mandeville, La
Member since May 2013
289 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 7:50 am to
4th kid due any day now. Probably going to get snipped in time for CWS.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 8:09 am to
Got snipped a few years ago.

I have a couple of friends that refuse to do it, which boggles my mind. One's wife can't be on birth control because of some health complication, so he has to wear a condom. Mid-40's and still using a condom with his wife is pretty sad.
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