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re: Those of you who are done with having children

Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:21 am to
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11725 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:21 am to
My wife had her tubes tied after we had our 2nd child.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2800 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:22 am to
Got Snipped, no RAGRETS

1 boy 1 girl done.

Getting to blow inside wife everytime with no stress /worry /concern is amazing.

My health insurance paid 100% of the cost
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2251 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:36 am to
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Getting to blow inside wife everytime with no stress /worry /concern is amazing.


I want to get one but I'm super nervous about this procedure. Is it painful, stressful, etc? Just something bothers me about burning my nut tube.

Posted by tigerfan0082
Member since Oct 2011
676 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:39 am to
Got snipped...best decision ever
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:40 am to
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I want to get one but I'm super nervous about this procedure. Is it painful, stressful, etc? Just something bothers me about burning my nut tube.

unless you have complications like I did(post above,) it's a pretty painless, minimally invasive procedure, and one that post-op instructions of the doc should be followed to the t, do it!
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41177 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:41 am to
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Is it painful, stressful, etc?


They only give you the local unless you ask for more. If nervous about it (I was), then ask to be sedated. Dude put in the IV and that's the last thing I remember. It was glorious.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56362 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:41 am to
No need to get snipped.

Always had a cell phone in my pocket and the radiation sterilized me.

And y’all wonder why the birth rate is dropping.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10214 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:43 am to
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what steps have you or your spouse taken to avoid an unwanted pregnancy?


Jack it.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20207 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:48 am to
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Mid-40's and still using a condom with his wife is pretty sad.

The reason I am in a relationship is so I dont have to wear a rubber
This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 9:48 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20207 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:50 am to
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My health insurance paid 100% of the cost

The insurance company realized you having kids would be a great cost to society. Cheaper to stop you from spreading your seed
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2800 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 9:54 am to
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I want to get one but I'm super nervous about this procedure. Is it painful, stressful, etc? Just something bothers me about burning my nut tube.



If you don't have any complications (small chance)but they have to warn you. there are only 2 things that SUCK about getting snipped

1) The anxiety about wondering how painful it will be and what is literally happening to your body ( This is 100% taken care of for me. They give you a Vallum before you go in on the day of your procedure, you take it that morning and by the time it is ready to go you feel no care at all.

2) Following Dr's orders after the procedure. For those that do not know..You don't get to use the equipment for quite some time to ensure that the job is done right. Even after you are feeling fine for the most part...You have to have some self-control... That sucks way more than the actual procedure from my experience
This post was edited on 4/2/19 at 9:56 am
Posted by GOON
Fantasy Land
Member since Mar 2008
7399 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 10:00 am to
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3 kids. I got snipped.


this
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 10:00 am to
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I want to get one but I'm super nervous about this procedure. Is it painful, stressful, etc?



Not really. The shot to deaden the area isn't comfortable, but not really painful. The recovery is pretty painless. I just lied on the couch for a couple of days with a bag of frozen peas on my junk watching TV. Had it done on a Friday, and was fine by Sunday afternoon, but still took it easy for a couple of days. You definitely want to wear boxer briefs for a few days afterwards.

The lady that prepped my junk was pretty attractive, and I was kinda nervous about popping a chub. I wanted to ask her if anyone ever did chub up, but thought it'd sound creepy.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3241 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 10:10 am to
Easier than dental work.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7586 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 10:13 am to
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I want to get one but I'm super nervous about this procedure. Is it painful, stressful, etc? Just something bothers me about burning my nut tube.


Everything was going great until I made the mistake of looking over the belly to see a little wisp of smoke beyond the horizon. I had to grab the arms of the chair to keep the room from spinning.

Also, don't go in with a cold sack. The boys retreated and the doc had to get up in there to fish them out.

Twenty minutes of suck was a million time worth it!
Posted by RocketTiger
Member since Mar 2014
1125 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 10:34 am to
2 Kids. Got snipped.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:30 am to
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Because one day she’s gonna leave me and I don’t want to be shooting blanks when that happens


Assuming you already have some kids Why make their life even more difficult by having more children with another woman?
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41225 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:33 am to
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much lower % than I thought given it seems to be pretty safe with few complications.


rather not have prostate cancer
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23771 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:35 am to
Just get a vasectomy
Posted by Dirtysouthdeacon
Dirtysouth
Member since Aug 2018
223 posts
Posted on 4/2/19 at 11:50 am to
After being married with wife on pill for five years, we decided to try to have a kid. Wife pregnant within the first month off the pill. Had a girl. Wife goes back on pill after baby #1 and is pregnant again. Another girl 17 months younger. Wife says no more ineffective pill and gets IUD. Has it for a few years and then gets toxic shock from it and almost dies. Spend 7 nights in the hospital. As a result, she is told she cannot have anymore kids. No problem, we are fine with two. Few years later, she misses and turns up pregnant. This one is a boy per ultrasound. Waited until she carried into 3rd trimester and got the snip. No issues besides smaller loads. Which is fine since I am not looking to throw ropes at the wife (anymore).
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