re: what are your favorite old timey sayings

Going see a man about a horse
(Take a dump)

He couldn't poor post out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.
(When someone ain't worth a shite)

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That's a good one except that it has nothing to do with "chances". The idiom is "Busier than a one legged man..."

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That was told to me back in HS when I attempted to beat a big baws arse

When I was a kid and said "I thought..."

You know what thought did? He thought he farted but he really shat himself.

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"It's hotter than two rats fricking a wool sock".

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That is one of my frequently used favorites.

Hotter than a fresh fricked sheep in a pepper patch.

My dad told me that you aren't brave, You are stupid.
My boss told me that I was so destructive that I could tear up an anvil.
My friends dad told him after he told his dad that he was going to get married. Make sure you are in love and not in lust.
Some one wrote on the wall at my work place, They said it couldn't be done. So I didn't even try.

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My boss told me that I was so destructive that I could tear up an anvil.

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i had an uncle say "boy, you could tear up an iron ball in a rubber room".

Thatsa spicy meata-balla !

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It's "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"

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yeah, pretty true too.

you sit around doing nothing and sooner or later you get bored enough to do something stupid.


Hold My Beer....