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what are your favorite old timey sayings
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:37 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:37 am
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Don't let the little head think for the big head.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Don't let the little head think for the big head.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:38 am to L1C4
lame.
blow me down & call me shorty
well saw my leg off
blow me down & call me shorty
well saw my leg off
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:38 am to L1C4
Get off my lawn!
Get a haircut, you hippie!
Die, you pinko commie bastard!
Get a haircut, you hippie!
Die, you pinko commie bastard!
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:39 am to L1C4
When he ate some really spicy food, my dad used to say, "Gonna have to shite in the creek to keep from setting the woods on fire."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:40 am to L1C4
Lately I've been trying to work Norm Macdonald's
"That's hotter than a two dollar pistol!"
into my conversations.
"That's hotter than a two dollar pistol!"
into my conversations.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:41 am to L1C4
Good lord willing and the creek don't rise.
Oral and Anal still means you're a virgin.
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Oral and Anal still means you're a virgin.
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:41 am to L1C4
Want in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up faster.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:42 am to L1C4
your chances are about as good as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:42 am to MountainTiger
When he made a mistake my dad would say "well if I didn't shite and fall back in it."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:43 am to L1C4
Big girl - little hole.
Little girl - big hole.
If you had a brain, you'd take it out and play with it.
Little girl - big hole.
If you had a brain, you'd take it out and play with it.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:43 am to L1C4
My uncle was a navy veteran and when he'd visit Central Florida during the summer would say "It's hotter than two rats fricking a wool sock".
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:44 am to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Norm Macdonald's
"That's hotter than a two dollar pistol!"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:44 am to JackieTreehorn
It’s wish in one hand..
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:47 am to L1C4
"Never shite in your own backyard" that's reference to cheating on your SO.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:48 am to L1C4
You can't f**k a prick.
It's all in the wrist.
You've just gotta be smarter than the doorknob.
It's all in the wrist.
You've just gotta be smarter than the doorknob.
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