re: What Was The Dumbest Rule Your High School Had?

My kids went to a school that had a number of really dumb rules and seemed to continue to make more up as they went.
Girls were not allowed to wear tights or leggings under their school uniform shorts on cold days. Sweat pants or yoga pants under school skirts were also taboo. The only permitted long wear was a very "manish" khaki pants that almost all female students abhorred and refused to wear. All of this was vigorously "policed" by a female dean of students who only wore men's tailored pants and sweaters.
No hoodies allowed for anyone. I guess too many "gang members" at the upper middle class Bible school.
They were Nazis about sweatshirts. Only the"current year approved school" sweatshirt was allowed. Not any of last year's acceptable ones, or those from any of the athletic teams or clubs. One particular sweatshirt sold only by the school. On the coldest days of the year, female dean of Students made kids take off their "illegal" sweatshirts even though they had no other approved school outerwear to use and school store was not open.
No black accents allowed on any team uniforms (although everyone was beginning to use this) since it is "Satan's color" (quote from an upper administrator).
Could only attend an away day playoff game if you had a certain GPA and had NO disciplinary history (including detentions for tardys, shirttail out, any dress code violation, etc.); often kept 1/2 upper school from supporting volley ball in state tournament.
Cheerleaders were not allowed to wear uniforms to school on game days; had to change immediately before pep rally (only 4/football season);reason: it showed preference to one group over others! LOL

There were lots of other dumb rules that the kids would come home and either laugh about because they weren't going to follow them or bitch about because they couldn't get around them. All the kids thought the administration were totally out of touch and just flying by the seat of their pants.
The biggest hypocrisy was getting busted by a failed drug test. THe kid would get expelled on the 2nd failed test. Then the parents would have a meeting with the Headmaster, write a check and mysteriously come back to school in some capacity. Meanwhile, most of the kids that were using were getting someone else to pee for them or using a WhizANator and coming up clean while staying high. And laughing at the Admmins all the time.