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Why 75% of Women Prefer to Date Fat Men

Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:42 am
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:42 am
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But when it comes to real life, we don't want chiselled perfection in our bed.
The question is: why on earth not?
Why don't women want some hot, buff, perfect-bodied man lying beside us?
The sad answer is this: we're worried we won't shape up.

Seventy-four percent of women in the survey said they'd feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a perfectly toned man.
A he-man's discipline highlights our lack of it, making us feel even more acutely self-conscious of our own body flaws than usual.

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Women will fantasize about a hot bod all day long, but they'd rather be with a fat guy, because it makes them feel better. Women worry that they can't live up to the expectations of a fitter man. But "we will ogle, we will fantasize."




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It's a sad day when your wife is only with your chunked up arse because it makes her look better (and feel better). She doesn't actually love the things about you because of you, she likes the things about you because of how it makes her feel. Then she's laying there at night fantasizing about hard-body Chads giving her pipe. Then she goes out and fantasizes about every Chad she sees and wondering what it'd be like to get that pipe.

Be better than this bros. Don't be the slob sitting there while your wife stares at you, knowing that she isn't attracted to you, but that your horrendous physique makes her look better. Be better than that. And don't do it for anyone else. Do it for you.

I say these things because I care, and because we still have dudes out there pretending that broads would rather be with chunked up slobs than guys who take care of themselves and have pride. Don't fall into the trap. Women don't respect those slobs. Your boy Pecker doesn't want to see you go down that dark and lonely path that leads to some random Chad (that your wife met at the gym) pretending to raise your kids while he slams your ex-wife after she took half the stuff from your slovenly, minivan-driving, chubby arse.

Keep fighting the good fight. These hoes ain't loyal.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 10:03 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:43 am to
Didn't you basically start this same thread within the last month?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:43 am to
Pecker I feel like you've done this one before.

Still good info though!
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:43 am to
Excuse to cheat. Bitches be crazy
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
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Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56304 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:44 am to
Dude is a BOSS
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:44 am to
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It's a sad day when your wife is only with your chunked up arse because it makes her look better (and feel better). She doesn't actually love the things about you


Where does the part about him having money come in?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:44 am to
I think HBO has a show about you.

Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:44 am to
Pecker, I saw someone say I hope your wife is good. What happened bud? Is everything ok?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:45 am to
if anything, this should motivate you to be more fit so that your wife doesn't get complacent

Posted by Run Ultra
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:46 am to
They must have interviewed fat women
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
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Posted by jimbeam
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Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:46 am to
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minivan-driving


You sly dog
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:46 am to
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She doesn't actually love the things about you because of you


Women aren't capable of loving things about their partner, it's a consequence of fantasizing about and fetishizing the very idea of love. You can't experience something once it's been poisoned in your mind from relentless marketing. Just let the idea go. Women, just like men, are dead on the inside and unable to feel anything.
Posted by ipodking
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Member since Jun 2008
56304 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:47 am to
It's about to be winter time. Women don't want some pussy arse skinny twig to curl up next to in bed. They want a big boy that's going to keep them nice and warm

It's #FatBoySeason
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 9:48 am
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17536 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:49 am to
Its a safe bet that those with chunked-up husbands are hitting the better shape ones on the side.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40156 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:49 am to
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It's #FatBoySeason


Coincidentally runs along cuffing season. Which both end with the brawd dumping your arse for a built baw for the summer.

Dem hoes aint loyal.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 9:50 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:51 am to
Things a fat person does for 1000 Alex
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