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Stupid Things Your Teacher Said That Aren't True

Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:42 am
Posted by muricanman
Member since Dec 2015
108 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:42 am
What's the stupidest you've heard?
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 9:23 am
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:42 am to
I'm too young for her
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28290 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:43 am to
Got into an argument with my 7th grade US history teacher. She said Bill Clinton wasn't impeached.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83991 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:43 am to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18689 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:43 am to
Your body can't extract any water from drinking Coca-Cola.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15382 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:43 am to
The civil war was about slavery.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:44 am to
My teachers all told me Pluto was a planet. I refused to accept it, got sent to the principal a lot. Who's wearing egg now?
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13940 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:44 am to
I need to learn how to write in cursive.
Posted by muricanman
Member since Dec 2015
108 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:45 am to
I've had a teacher tell me that men could lactate. Obviously, I didn't believe it so he went on to show the class a video of a fat man milking. I guess he wasn't wrong but... it was an interesting experience
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2474 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:45 am to
Boys are not allowed in the girls dressing room
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66087 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:45 am to
Put your coat on or you'll catch a cold.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66591 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:45 am to
my math teacher once went on a rant and said " you might be a welder and weld your dick off".
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9840 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:46 am to
Not to capitalize every word in a sentence.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68527 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:46 am to
One said that Elmo Sonnier shouldn't be executed on a repeated basis. When it happened , the next morning a kid ran down the hallway yelling "Elmo got fried." She left the room, ran him down and threw him up against some lockers and threatened him.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33759 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:46 am to
"states rights" right? officially it may be down as that but what righ do you think they were fighting for?
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Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 am to
The pyramids were tombs of the Pharaohs
Posted by 615tider
sidewalk in TN
Member since Oct 2012
3350 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 am to
I would need to know Algebra to make it in life.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32625 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 am to
"The 3 states of matter"
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68527 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 am to
quote:

I need to learn how to write in cursive.


Knowing only print is trashy. She was trying to help you.
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2551 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:47 am to
Teacher in high school ask me if i'd rather have $1,000,000 right now or $0.1that doubled every day for a month, I told her I would take the $0.1 that doubled. She called me an idiot and said I'd be throwing away money....showed her this picture and she was such a bitch she still thought she was right

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