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re: If you drive a minivan have you given up on life?

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Posted by LNCHBOX
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I can lay down the back row and take the middle seats out and stack plywood and lumber in it. 8 feet of space. I can pack for a week long trip with a family of 4. Hard to do all that in any SUV.



Suburban, Yukon XL, Escalade ESV, and Expedition EL. None of them will ride as smooth or be as fuel efficient as a minivan though. And they all cost significantly more.

Minivans absolutely serve a purpose.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:10 pm to
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You have probably given up on picking up chicks though.

Not if you fill it with puppies.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:10 pm to
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Is street racing out too?


I'm sure there's a minivan street racing guild out there somewhere.
Posted by bradwieser
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Posted by dagrippa
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:11 pm to
sometimes a car is just a car
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:11 pm to
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Cant just get a crossover?



They don't make crossovers that offer all the capabilities minivans do.

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Can't get an SUV?


Covered that in a previous post. Only SUVs that can match the capabilities of a minivcan are much more expensive and less efficient and less comfortable.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:11 pm to
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Not if you fill it with puppies.


Fact.

Puppies cancel out anything else possibly negative.
Posted by knight_ryder
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Posted by notslim99
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:12 pm to
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If you drive a minivan have you given up on life?


Well, I have a giant cock, so I don't need a F-350. I'm sorry you have to compensate for small genitals.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:13 pm to
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Because they are extremely efficient vehicles for moving a family of kids and their stuff around. Why are you so insecure?
Not just this. They are actually highly efficient for moving large groups of dudes - e.g. a "golf weekend". So much easier to get in and out of.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:13 pm to
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Minivans are very practical.





You know what else is practical? Wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants every day with a pair of waterproof boots.

You know why people don't engage in this behavior? Because it would look ridiculous.
Posted by johnnyrocket
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:13 pm to
Where do you hang the truck nutts on a mini van?
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:13 pm to
Took a sienna as a rental last time on vacation.the amount of space was amazing. It was so much easier to get the kids in and out of.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:14 pm to
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You know what else is practical? Wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants every day with a pair of waterproof boots.


There's nothing practical about wearing a sweatsuit every day.
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:14 pm to
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Definitely driving a minivan.


You know what........you're right.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:14 pm to
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Minivans absolutely serve a purpose.



To tell the world you would be ok watching your wife have sex with another man while you wear her panties and a bra.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:16 pm to
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To tell the world you would be ok watching your wife have sex with another man while you wear her panties and a bra


I'd say your insecurity over a vehicle someone else drives says way more than the minivan.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:17 pm to
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There's nothing practical about wearing a sweatsuit every day.


It's not a sweatsuit. It's a sweatshirt and sweatpants and it would be extremely practical to wear the outfit every day of the winter along with waterproof boots.

Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:18 pm to
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I'd say your insecurity over a vehicle someone else drives says way more than the minivan.


You care so little what other people think that you're here defending your minivan?
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