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re: What are some movie cliches you hate seeing?

Posted on 5/17/16 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11606 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 4:14 pm to
Bad guy starts monologue of his entire evil plot instead of blowing good guy's brains all over the wall.

The dumb person-in-command who doesn't listen to good advice and is just there to be another obstacle for protagonist to overcome.

Every general in every movie. All are imbeciles and only want to nuke/carpet bomb/kill everything.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 4:39 pm to
When a monster first appears in all its glory, everything stops as it spreads its arms and lets out a huge roar to announce its presence. Makes me want to throw tomatoes at the screen.

Vomiting. Directors seem to think taking time out to show a character vomiting his vomitus makes every stressful situation real.

The use of the word "shite", particularly on AMC and FX shows. It's like the approved curse word, and they overuse it to the point I wish they wouldn't use it at all.
Posted by AlienCrusader
Member since Feb 2016
141 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 7:29 pm to
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chick badasses who can beat up dudes



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his. 90lb stick figures knocking out 250lb trained badasses with one hit? Please




marvel is so guilty
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 7:32 pm to
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The use of the word "shite", particularly on AMC and FX shows. It's like the approved curse word, and they overuse it to the point I wish they wouldn't use it at all.


This nearly led me to stop watching It's Always Sunny. They put such fricking emphasis on the word and it drives me crazy.
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3225 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 9:36 pm to
Telephone numbers in movies always starting 555
Posted by tigertrueAU
Canyon Lake Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1251 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 9:42 pm to
Not a cliche
But I can't stand it when people are offered a drink by someone or at a restaurant and take like one sip before leaving. Like wtf! You just opened that beer! Finish that thing!
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112409 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 9:47 pm to
High school/college kid passes up chance to bang the hottest girl in school to chase the nowhere near as hot friend he never noticed before or new quirky acquaintance he met yesterday.
This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 9:48 pm
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 9:55 pm to
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the Three's Company scenario (guy & girl having problems, she walks in to see the guy and another girl in fishy situation she immediately misreads and he has to win her back)



And the guy just lets her walk away without taking 7 seconds to explain the situation
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 9:59 pm to
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Telephone numbers in movies always starting 555



There's an actual reason for that


The never eating their meal at a restaurant part

Good person has easy, clear as day chance to finally kill the bad guy as he's laying there with a knife in his leg or something, and the good guy just drops the gun and walks off so the bad guy can find them again

Detective is about to catch the bad guy, but his commanding officer tells him he must quit investigations because he doesn't believe him or is taking too long. Detective then has to go rogue
This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Tiger the Hutt
Metairie
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 12:39 am to
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Any form of mistaken identity


Any form? The Big Lebowski? Life of Brian? North by Northwest?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76689 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 12:59 am to
I'm tired of seeing good guys who refuse to simply kill a bad guy.

I hate when there's a brainstorming session and the people start finishing each other's thoughts. Cop shows do this all the time. Legends of Tomorrow does this too.

I understand why fight scenes can't be realistic. But really, if a guy is gonna be hit so hard that he literally flies through the air, or if he's knocked unconscious for a while...he's really hurt. At least show a black eye. It takes a lot of force to make someone fly through the air.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13488 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 1:50 am to
Sick of edgy smart teenagers that that are too wise to listen to parents.

I don't have kids but imagine that real parents don't want to see this crap all the time.
Posted by Shreveporter
In the new nap pods
Member since Jan 2011
1340 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:03 am to
1) head injuries. One character smashes another character in the head with a frying pan or bat or wine bottle and knocks them out, but when the unconscious character regains consciousness, he suffers no concussion symptoms or brain bleeds or death (Supernatural is egregious. Love the show, but Sam and Dean shouldn't be able to remember their names with the number of blows to the brain they've had). This wouldn't be so bad if you didn't also have very minor fights, say, some dude shoves away a woman who's bugging him and it results in her tripping, hitting her head against a corner and instantly dying, resulting in the need to bury the body in the desert or something. So, are people's skulls made of iron or tissue paper? Cuz you can't have it both ways, Hollywood!

2)people in cities being attacked by aliens or killer robots or out of control Avengers never see the need to do more than stare dumbly at the action until they are literally 10 inches away from it, THEN the screaming and running begins. People, the ground has been vibrating for half an hour and masonry has been falling from 20 floors up. Seek shelter NOW, don't wait until a giant metal foot almost smushes you!
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51458 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:46 am to
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No one eats or finishes their meals.


My favorite response so far.

Nobody ever eats complete meals. The amount of food waste in movie-world must be off the charts.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4647 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:52 am to
Slo-mo gunshot wound where about a 1/2 pound of hamburger meat spurts forth from the wound
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48955 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 6:56 am to
People/animals dying with their eyes closed


I know thats probably a weird one but it always bothered me.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81821 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:36 am to
T-bone car crash. It was interesting the first 5 times, maybe.


Sorta related. The call of the Cactus Wren can be heard in almost all westerns. Lately, the sound people put it in any movie with an outdoor scene.
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1276 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:15 am to
how ridiculously easy it is to knock someone out.

Sometimes a guy will say something like, "go to sleep!" a do like a half cocked swing that would barely carry a baseball from pitchers mound to first and the other guy is instantly knocked out cold.

Sometimes they hit a guy in the shoulder with a frickin tennis racket and they fall down on the floor knocked out




Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30420 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:21 am to
A cop is involved in a critical incident and is back in action by the end of the day. No admin time off post-shooting, no fitness for duty evals/counseling, not even any paperwork.

Just shoot them at 10am, back on the case by nightfall.
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1703 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:34 am to
I watched The Good Dinosaur for the first time the other night, and I noticed one that I hadn't really thought of as a cliche until that point.

During the climax, the hero will save someone right at the last second, then emerge from the water/rubble/etc. with saved person in hand. But, oh no, saved person isn't conscious. Are they dead? No, it's just a 10 second teaser to up the climax just a little bit more, and then they wake up and everything is ok.
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