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Two incidents in my first marriage. Who was at fault?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:39 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:39 am
Incident one: I hear a loud swear at me in the middle of the night from the master bathroom. Seems my wife had fallen into the commode because the seat wasn't down. Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done... just so happens that on this night I went to take a leak earlier from the middle of a sleep and failed to do it. Who was more at fault? The man who is not perfect or the woman who failed to look out for her own safety before sitting? She never forgave me for her accident, though I never admitted fault.
Incident two: We get in the car for a short trip... it's a pretty sunny day... I'm driving along for a short while when I hear a whistling of wind coming from one of the windows, so I pull up all four windows on the driver's door control panel. Then I hear the most terrifying scream you could ever imagine... so bad that I immediately slammed on the brakes, from instinct, and risked getting rear ended. Well, as it turns out my wife's fingers were stuck in the window... she had been riding along with her fingers sticking through a very narrow opening at the top of her window. It didn't even immediately connect with me that her fingers were being smashed... I asked why the frick are you screaming like that? Then I saw her situation. She never forgave me for that one, either, though I never admitted fault.
Incident two: We get in the car for a short trip... it's a pretty sunny day... I'm driving along for a short while when I hear a whistling of wind coming from one of the windows, so I pull up all four windows on the driver's door control panel. Then I hear the most terrifying scream you could ever imagine... so bad that I immediately slammed on the brakes, from instinct, and risked getting rear ended. Well, as it turns out my wife's fingers were stuck in the window... she had been riding along with her fingers sticking through a very narrow opening at the top of her window. It didn't even immediately connect with me that her fingers were being smashed... I asked why the frick are you screaming like that? Then I saw her situation. She never forgave me for that one, either, though I never admitted fault.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:40 am to Rex
In all cases of your life: your Dad for not pulling out.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Schwartz
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In all cases of your life: your Dad for not pulling out.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Rex
Now that yall are legal to get married, you find out it isn't so great after all
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Rex
I'll never understand the toilet seat conundrum with women. I ALWAYS look before I sit. It's just common sense.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:41 am to Schwartz
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In all cases of your life: your Dad for not pulling out.
Well we can go ahead and shut this thread down.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
"Gee Honey, I'm sorry about that."
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to ForeverLSU02
The first is an outright fabrication. Everyone here knows you squat to pee.
LC
LC
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
1: is her fault
2: is your fault.
2: is your fault.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:42 am to Rex
Incident one: Her fault for being stupid enough to marry you.
Incident two: See response to incident one.
Incident two: See response to incident one.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:43 am to Rex
We have a simple rule in our house: if you want the seat up, lift it up. If you want the seat down, put it down. Not very difficult
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:43 am to Rex
I just feel sorry for your children if you have any
I can't imagine the hell you must put them through daily
I can't imagine the hell you must put them through daily
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am to Rex
Neither one really seem like something to fight about, IMO.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:44 am to Rex
part of me feels sorry for you
a very, very, very small part
a very, very, very small part
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:45 am to GEAUXT
So....your dick?
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:46 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:45 am to Tactical1
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2: is your fault.
I don't think so. No adult should be riding in a car with her fingers poking through a very narrow opening at the top of her window.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:46 am to Schwartz
The Rex-bullying continues. On behalf of all kind-hearted people everywhere, I must ask you people to stop tormenting this man. If there was room for the elephant-man, Curley Hallman,Lorena Bobbit, Fidel Castro, that reformed pedophile guy that drives the ice-cream truck and Tanya Harding, there should be room for Rex.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:46 am to Rex
you sir married a mentally challenged woman therefore i conclude that everything was your fault
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:53 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:47 am to vistajay
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"Gee Honey, I'm sorry about that."
Problem solved.
"Are you OK? I'm not happy you're hurt, but sheesh."
Maybe I would have taken your approach if I had liked her more.
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