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Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:49 am to Rex
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I never admitted fault
Have you ever?
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:49 am to Rex
Is this why you wear animal heads, or are there some more significant traumatic events you've endured in your life?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:50 am to Rex
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Incident one: I hear a loud swear at me in the middle of the night from the master bathroom. Seems my wife had fallen into the commode because the seat wasn't down. Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done... just so happens that on this night I went to take a leak earlier from the middle of a sleep and failed to do it. Who was more at fault? The man who is not perfect or the woman who failed to look out for her own safety before sitting? She never forgave me for her accident, though I never admitted fault.
This is your fault.
If you found the seat in the down position, it is the reasonable responsibility of the user to return the seat to the down position at the completion of the restroom activity.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:51 am to 13SaintTiger
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Her fault for being stupid enough to marry you.
And if you can imagine, he's on wife #2.
Women are morons.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:52 am to The Sad Banana
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never understand the toilet seat conundrum with women. I ALWAYS look before I sit. It's just common sense.
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... women ... common sense.
I don't see what you aren't understanding here.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:52 am to Rex
Incident one: Why does someone have to be at fault? shite happens, if she cant get over it then thats her problem.
Incident two: Getting your fingers stuck in the window doesn't hurt that bad. Sounds like she is a drama queen. You should have told her to get the frick out the car.
Incident two: Getting your fingers stuck in the window doesn't hurt that bad. Sounds like she is a drama queen. You should have told her to get the frick out the car.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:53 am to Rex
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Of course, I always lift the seat before peeing and almost always put it down when I'm done
Rex. You sit, you tuck. You are a girl-pisser.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:53 am to OweO
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Incident one
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OweO
easy for you, brah. you're never having the seat up/seat down debate with a female
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:55 am to Schwartz
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So....your dick?
walked into that one
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:55 am to Rex
First one is equal fault on both sides. You owe her the courtesy of putting the seat down when you finish, but she has a duty to check before falling into the toilet. This accident only happens if you both fail in these responsibilities.
Second one is your fault. You don't put the windows up (especially with no warning) without checking to make sure they are clear. Even if she hadn't had her fingers in the window, it would have been rude of you to put it up without asking her after she had obviously cracked it herself (since I assume you didn't), signifying that she wanted it cracked for some reason.
Second one is your fault. You don't put the windows up (especially with no warning) without checking to make sure they are clear. Even if she hadn't had her fingers in the window, it would have been rude of you to put it up without asking her after she had obviously cracked it herself (since I assume you didn't), signifying that she wanted it cracked for some reason.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:55 am to Rouge
I go around putting seats up on toilets just to be a dick.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:58 am to Rex
Sounds to me like you have difficulty taking responsibility for your actions. Man up
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:58 am to Rex
Nobody's fault, shite just happens.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:59 am to Rex
So you are still thinking about two insignificant things from a previous marriage? I take it you have a hard time picking your battles and letting things go?
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:59 am to OweO
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Incident two: Getting your fingers stuck in the window doesn't hurt that bad. Sounds like she is a drama queen. You should have told her to get the frick out the car.
I was angrier than she was because as I saw it she almost caused an accident. Imagine peacefully driving along and then hearing a bloodcurdling scream from out of nowhere.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 12:01 pm to Rex
I'll give you a serious answer, Rex.
1. The whole fall into the toilet thing is fricking stupid. Sure, it's polite to put the seat back down, but what kind of moron just falls into the toilet without checking where she is sitting. It has never happened to me when I go to take a shite. It's just women pandering for special attention.
2. It's an easy mistake to make, but you fricked up. Apologize for the accident, get her some ice for her fingers, and move on with your lives. Oops. Whatever.
1. The whole fall into the toilet thing is fricking stupid. Sure, it's polite to put the seat back down, but what kind of moron just falls into the toilet without checking where she is sitting. It has never happened to me when I go to take a shite. It's just women pandering for special attention.
2. It's an easy mistake to make, but you fricked up. Apologize for the accident, get her some ice for her fingers, and move on with your lives. Oops. Whatever.
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Posted on 2/16/16 at 12:02 pm to Rex
Rex, if you want your second marriage to last, just accept that even if something is clearly her fault, it is still your fault. Just the way women are wired.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 12:03 pm to Rex
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I was angrier than she was because as I saw it she almost caused an accident. Imagine peacefully driving along and then hearing a bloodcurdling scream from out of nowhere.
Did her head hit the dashboard or something when you hit the breaks? Hopefully it at least scared her enough to teach her a lesson.
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