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Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:27 pm
One time when I was 20, I had to shite really bad at a Christmas party after eating hot wings. I thought the smell I left in the bathroom would turn off all the ladies, so I made an excuse to go home.
Halfway there, I couldn't take it anymore and soiled myself.
That's the only time though.
Halfway there, I couldn't take it anymore and soiled myself.
That's the only time though.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to Mr Personality
We talking just a little shart or a full blown turd?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to Mr Personality
you full on shiet yourself? or just a little leakage?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to Mr Personality
I had a bad stomach bug a few years ago. Every time I threw up I shite myself. Like a brown water shite not a solid one.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to Mr Personality
Do we include blacked out drunk nights in this assessment?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to Mr Personality
Too much draft beer and weed one night did me in.
Of course it came out both ends but still I messed my pants up.
Of course it came out both ends but still I messed my pants up.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to Mr Personality
Nope, but I have gotten up the next day after a day of drinking and someone else shite in my pants.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:30 pm to TheAlmightySmash
quote:
you full on shiet yourself? or just a little leakage?
Well, it was diarrhea style, not logs, but full on shite myself. It was a lot.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:30 pm to Mr Personality
Was it a leg twitching poop or just a shart
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:31 pm to TigerWise
I was super sick once and just liquid shite my pants while i was standing at the toilet pissing. Didnt even feel it happening. Just looked down and was like "god damn it"
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:32 pm to Mr Personality
I drank a shitload the night b4 a huge black tie gala. Eat half my dinner at the gala, then try to eek out a small fart to relieve some of my stomach pain. Bad call. Fast walked to the bathroom, took off my underwear, threw them away, and freeballed for the rest of the night. Not a flood of diarrhea, but enough to pitch the undies and feel shameful the rest of the night.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:33 pm to Mr Personality
A few times when I had the stomach bug/food poisoning, but not enough to warrant these:
The Butterfly
The Butterfly
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:33 pm to MSMHater
shite yourself=dirty drawers?
I felt a fart coming, so i pushed, and i felt wetness, squeezed my cheeks, and drove home quickly. I was pissed, thinking i was going to have to clean the car seat, shorts, etc.
I had serious mud butt, but i saved it from soiling my drawers, but man was it some serious mud butt. It was about half n inch from being a huge blowout.
I felt a fart coming, so i pushed, and i felt wetness, squeezed my cheeks, and drove home quickly. I was pissed, thinking i was going to have to clean the car seat, shorts, etc.
I had serious mud butt, but i saved it from soiling my drawers, but man was it some serious mud butt. It was about half n inch from being a huge blowout.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:35 pm to Mr Personality
Yall are some gross dudes
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:36 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
Well, it was diarrhea style, not logs, but full on shite myself. It was a lot.
So you marinated in your feces the entire ride home. nice.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:37 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?
I am sure that there as been more than one OT'er that has been stuck in the parking lot on I-10 and had to drop a duece in their pants.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:38 pm to Mr Personality
No, but I've had plenty of close calls.
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