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I about shite today when buying eggs

Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Mosquito
Mississippi
Member since Apr 2015
275 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:58 pm
The 5doz box I get every month or so was nearly $13. So I get on my google machine and lo and behold there is some kind of bird flu driving the prices outta sight. Guess I'm out of the loop because this is the first I've heard of the flu situation. Some highlights from the bloomberg article I just read:

Prices doubled in past month to an all-time high on Tuesday.

More than 10% of the country's laying hens have been wiped out.

I am very quite well endowed.

18mo to 2 years to replenish the pop of laying hens.

Waterburger will trim breakfast hours because of the shortage of eggs.



I eat around 6-700 eggs a year so this is going to cost me megabucks.

Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:59 pm to
High cholesterol; no care.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:59 pm to
eggcellent thread
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 11:59 pm to
ISWYDT
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35522 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 12:00 am to
quote:

I am very quite well endowed.


???????
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5142 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 1:04 am to
I paid like $3.50 for 3 dozen eggs at walmart a week ago.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9803 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 1:17 am to
We have 4 chickens laying right now. Been getting 4-6 eggs a day.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 1:21 am to
quote:

The 5doz box I get every month


Jesus dude. I literally eat maybe 6 eggs a month. Your cholesterol must be epic.
This post was edited on 6/6/15 at 1:26 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:31 am to
quote:

I am very quite well endowed


For a mosquito?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:40 am to
quote:

quote: I am very quite well endowed

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in the U.S.?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:42 am to
They've been killing a lot of chickens. Just buy fresh eggs.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12618 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:08 am to
quote:

I am very quite well endowed.





Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25534 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:12 am to
The fact that you called it 'Waterburger' should get you nothing but down votes.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18682 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:17 am to
quote:

I about shite today when buying eggs


Most people have to actually eat the food for their IBS to cause issues.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9440 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:17 am to
quote:

I about shite


quote:

Waterburger



Must be the water in your burger
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13071 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:45 am to
At HEB in TX you can't even buy more than 3doz per purchase.

Designed to keep restaurants from buying up all the eggs
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:51 am to
God damn chicken fricker
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68382 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 6:57 am to
So is chicken selling tigerdroppings for fear of getting the flu?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86562 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 7:32 am to
quote:

highlights from the bloomberg article I just read:


quote:

I am very quite well endowed.


dafuq

quote:

Waterburger


Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56432 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 8:43 am to
IWNEI
Eggs are trashy.
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