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So much uncertainty - A Marrage Gift question

Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:49 pm
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14263 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:49 pm
I have nowhere else to turn, so I come here with my protocol question.

A guy (male) in our company and his (male) significant other went to Las Vegas last week and got married.

I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, but apparently that's not always the case.

Here is my question:

When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?

When it comes to vintage 2015 social normality I am a dinosaur and have no answers to these questions.

Thanks in advance for your thoughtful answers.

Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

I have nowhere else to turn, so I come here with my protocol question.

A guy (male) in our company and his (male) significant other went to Las Vegas last week and got married.

I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, but apparently that's not always the case.

Here is my question:

When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?

When it comes to vintage 2015 social normality I am a dinosaur and have no answers to these questions.

Thanks in advance for your thoughtful answers.


Are you personally close? Otherwise get together and get an "office" gift from everyone. Let the women pick it.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:51 pm to
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?




Ummm, I'm going with "no" on this one.


shite, why not throw in some assless chaps while you're at it.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 12:53 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129045 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?



I'd say highly not appropriate. I'd get them what you get other newly married couples. Have everyone in the office chip in and get a bed,bath, and beyond gift card or something like that.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32502 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:55 pm to
What's a marrage gift?
Posted by txbd
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
2238 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:55 pm to
You are trying way too hard to be funny
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4781 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:57 pm to
This made me laugh
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13625 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:58 pm to
I think that's completely disrespectful. He'll probably need at least double that so make it two cases. frick it, make it three. Cant ever be too careful.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65943 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:59 pm to
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?

Wrong Board, go to the More Sports Board and then the Arky and Ole Miss fans will be able to answer this query.
Posted by HoustonTiger2008
Member since Feb 2015
631 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:04 pm to
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?

What the frick is the matter with you? You trying to give them a subtle hint that you want in? Why the frick would this thought even cross your mind?
Posted by Phil0ndeeez
Houston
Member since Apr 2013
1387 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:08 pm to
I doubt lube is needed at this point
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:11 pm to
Well that is not a legitimate marriage in Louisiana and, I am guessing, in Mississippi either, so no gift is probably warranted.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:12 pm to
That's a lot of text for a shitty attempt at humor
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29439 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?


Posted by ptra
Member since Nov 2006
1429 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:22 pm to
This may help. Has some information on gifts.

Gay marriage advice.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79358 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:38 pm to
oh i get it, because they're dudes who have sex with each other
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:43 pm to
Stick to the food board md. Your humor is more suited for the over 50 crowd anyway
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21879 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:49 pm to
get them season tickets for Texas A&M
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21603 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:49 pm to
Get them a Liberace portrait. It has a Vegas tie in.

Gay dudes love Liberace.

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