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The American path to financial "success"

Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:38 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67214 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:38 am
It has occurred to me that there are many pitfalls in life that can handicap people from ever being able to not struggle in life or not be TPOS moochers.

This thread should serve as a list of guidelines to follow for our young people to avoid potential mis-steps that could jeopardize their financial future.

First, is a list of what NOT to do:
1. Don't use tobacco products. Smoking/chewing tobacco is an expensive habit that can lead to much more expensive health problems down the road. It can also age you prematurely and gives off a less than professional perception.

2. Don't do drugs. This isn't a moral issue, but a financial one. Drugs are an expensive habit. The ability to pass a drug test is a prerequisite for a lot of high-paying jobs. Also, drug arrests on your record can make getting a job much much more difficult and the costs of going to court can near bankrupt a young person.

3. Don't get pregnant/get anyone pregnant unless you're married AND can afford it (aka plan it). If you're a woman, getting pregnant will immediately eliminate at least 1 month worth of revenue earning potential plus create an extra dependent who will require a massive amount of expensive medical care, attention, education, ect. If you are a guy, child support gets pricey. This situation can often lead to shotgun marriages and nasty divorces. An unplanned pregnancy often creates a lot of poverty.

4. Don't get arrested. This is often difficult in our modern police state. The average american commits an average of 3 actionable felonies PER DAY. The key all comes down to how one interacts with police normally and how one makes strides to minimize one's contact with officers. Always be courteous, Always be complaint, know your rights (but don't be a dick about them), NEVER submit to a field sobriety test, secretly video all interactions when possible, and NEVER resist arrest in any capacity.

5. Don't take on more debt than you can afford. Too many people get caught in a cycle of credit card debt, car notes, mortgages, and student loan debt. Don't buy shite just for fun. Make sure every major debt purchase either builds an asset that will increase in value beyond the payments on that loan, creates an asset needed for generating income, or creates or improves an asset that will itself bring in additional revenue.

6. Don't listen to school guidance counselors when it comes to post-HS plans, they're useless. Don't f&%k up, fill out your FAFSA, and if you don't know if you want to go to college, then don't go to college. Get a trade instead. You can always go back to college.

7. Don't get married without a prenup. Divorce is expensive. prenup makes it cheaper for all parties involved.

8. Don't get tattoos that are visible when wearing a polo and slacks. Any more obvious than that and they can start to be a detriment in one's professional development.

9. Don't drive drunk. DUI's are expensive. Also don't drink to excess. Alcohol is expensive.

Things to do:
1. Do well in school. High school is, sadly, important. What you learn is often useless, but your ability to score well on tests will go a long way in getting scholarships that can reduce potential student loan debt. ACT and SAT scores are huge for this. Getting tutors is particularly helpful. Doing well in college (particularly over a 3.5 GPA) will open a lot of doors as many employers often set GPA floors and will not interview anyone who does not meet at least a certain benchmark (generally 3.0, 3.3, or 3.5).

2. Get work experience as a teenager. I can't stress this one enough. This experience, no matter what it is, is mission critical for landing internships (the real gateway to a job) during college or apprenticeships. This is often very difficult on account of so many older people now working jobs that were traditionally filled by teens. Use every family connection possible if you must, but do some kind of job, ANY job.

3. If you don't want to go to college, DON'T Go TO COLLEGE. Get a Trade. You never hear about it in high school, but tradesmen make bank. Plumbers, welders, electricians, HVAC technicians, auto mechanics, contractors, ect can name their own price right now and still be turning down work. There is a huge demand and a low supply. If you don't like it, you'll make enough money to go to college on your own dime, and you'll probably have a much better idea of what you want to do.

4. Learn in everything you do. No one ever starts out particularly good at anything. Natural talents may make learning a particular skill easier for some than others, but they all had to start from being kinda terrible at it. Constantly strive to improve. You're going to fail...ALOT...that's a good thing. Each failure is a learning experience. Never stop learning, never stop growing.

5. Budget. Find out exactly what it takes to keep you alive and productive producing revenue and budget needing slightly more than that so you can still have some creature comforts. The rest of your largess needs to be saved or invested. Building emergency funds is critical. Cars break down, people get sick, accidents, fires, ect. shite happens. A lack of an emergency fund can make those issues more ruinous than necessary. For what's outside of the emergency fund, make sure that money is working for you. Money loses value over time, so if it's not increasing itself, you're literally watching your money burn. My dollar today may not be worth much, if anything less tomorrow, but it damn sure will be worth less in 20 years.

6. Cook more than you eat out. Jambalaya is super cheap to make, as is speghetti. Crock pot roasts over rice go a long way. Learn to cook simple meals and it will definitely save money in the long run.

7. Never stop gaining skills. Everyone needs to have some kind of skill that sets them apart from others. Learn music, woodworking, gardening, sewing, telling jokes, writing stories, writing articles, baking, candlestick making, ANYTHING. It will make you more valuable, well-rounded, interesting, and fun.

8. Home-making skills are money in the bank. Sewing can save you money on clothes. Gardening can decrease your food costs. Cleaning can reduce health costs. Carpentry, plumbing, mechanics, electrical knowledge can reduce repair bills.

Tips for living (aka blatant stereotyping that often is helpful)
1. Always take good notes. They're invaluable for retaining knowledge in all facets of life.

2. If you have to shoot someone, shoot them below the knee so it's not attempted murder, just assault with a deadly weapon.

3. There is only so much money someone can earn by their own labors. The key to wealth is assets that generate money when you're not around. This includes real-estate, patent royalties, dividends, and business ownership. Work should be done with 3 focuses in mind: keeping one's self and family alive and able (prepared for doing well in school, healthy, able to generate revenue, ect), stockpiling wealth for retirement, and building up savings to purchase revenue producing assets.

4. There are only 2 certainties in life, death and taxes. Plan for the first and take excellent records to make the most of the second.

5. Perception is reality. How people perceive you is incredibly indicative of how successful you will be in social interactions, job interviews, networking, ect. This has to do with hygiene, clothing style choices, hair care, personal habits, tattoos, ect. Look and act high value, and people will assume you're high value. Look sharp, speak with authority, and carry a clipboard and 99% of people will do whatever you say. This applies to jobs, relationships, everything.

Good luck and feel free to add your own
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:41 am to
As far as #2 goes, you know you can cheat a drug test, right? It's very easy and I did it once to secure a very nice internship. No fricks given.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:41 am to
Epic fail. You didn't mention sunscreen.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17494 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:47 am to
Not a bad list. Mine starts with

1. Love God.

2. Love your neighbor.

Then onto the others.
My financial success comes in acknowledgement, service, respect.



This post was edited on 3/21/15 at 9:49 am
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25566 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:49 am to
How do you shoot someone in the shin when they are running at you?
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18218 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:52 am to
1. Buy house you can't afford

2. Buy $65k truck

3. Buy $40k boat



Mmmmm debt. The American way
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:

2. If you have to shoot someone, shoot them below the knee so it's not attempted murder, just assault with a deadly weapon.


Definitely fits in this list.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:56 am to
Very good advice. Where were you at 22 yrs. ago when I could have stopped a lot of financial non sense? Have an up vote
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 9:58 am to
Get money
Bang bitches
Pull your dick out to nut if you're banging randoms
Don't get an STD
Don't go to jail
Don't get shot


Also, take karate as a child. It helps during interviews if you can tell them you did karate when you were younger
This post was edited on 3/21/15 at 9:59 am
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2139 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Jambalaya is super cheap to make


You priced smoked sausage lately, baw?
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20934 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Do well in school. High school is, sadly, important. What you learn is often useless, but your ability to score well on tests will go a long way in getting scholarships that can reduce potential student loan debt. ACT and SAT scores are huge for this. Getting tutors is particularly helpful. Doing well in college (particularly over a 3.5 GPA) will open a lot of doors as many employers often set GPA floors and will not interview anyone who does not meet at least a certain benchmark (generally 3.0, 3.3, or 3.5).


This is the only part I partially disagree with. What you study in school (college), and how well you do it has far more standing than where you go to school.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13965 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:

average 3 felonies per day


That means some thug out there is committing 6 per day to make that average.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:26 am to
That's a huge list of stupid cliches and maxims.

OP probably makes fifty, sixty grand.

Circumstances dictate decisions; there is no silver bullet.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:30 am to
Anybody say Powerball yet?
Posted by lsumatt
Austin
Member since Feb 2005
12812 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:30 am to
quote:

NEVER submit to a field sobriety test,


I hear this a lot on here. So the time I got pulled over when I had drank nothing but water, I should have spent the night in jail, got my name in the paper, and lost my license for a year instead of sleeping in my own bed?
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:35 am to
quote:

2. If you have to shoot someone, shoot them below the knee so it's not attempted murder, just assault with a deadly weapon.


FYI this is complete bullshite
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
2945 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:42 am to
The only one I'd add is if you're not going to college join the military. You can learn a trade there and you get VA benefits when you get out (you may decide to go to college on their ticket).

And don't shoot anybody unless you think you are going to die not.
This post was edited on 3/21/15 at 10:44 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78979 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:45 am to
I am going to find a sentence in there, focus on why I disagree with it, and ignore the rest.

Good common sense stuff.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34518 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:53 am to
All of that seems nice and dandy, but the real key to being successful in life is being a fat, black woman
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 3/21/15 at 11:08 am to
Wallstreet says hi to #2
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