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Russian goes to bar with sexy blonde. She orders nuts.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:33 am
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:33 am
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Police in Russia are tracking a gang - apparently including a doctor - who drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles.
Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a drink with a 'young blonde woman' who approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small Moscow theatre.
Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her.
'They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing,' said a police source.
He woke up next day at a bus stop, feeling acute pain, and with blood on his trousers.
Rushed to hospital, he was told that his testicles had been removed and that 'it was done like proper surgery by someone with a medical education'.
The operation was conducted in a 'skillful way', said police, who believe his beer was spiked by an unknown drug.
They fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market.
The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.
Russia's Life News carried exclusive pictures of the victim in hospital.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to arseinclarse
pics of said sexy blonde?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to arseinclarse
I don't even know where to begin.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:35 am to arseinclarse
And to think I was scared to lose my kidney. Someones got some balls.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:36 am to arseinclarse
Ball transplants are real procedures?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:37 am to arseinclarse
There's a market for human testicles? WTF??
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:41 am to arseinclarse
And just when I thought Arse was losing his edge.... He delivers this gem..
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:41 am to arseinclarse
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The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife
It takes balls to admits something like that to your wife.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:43 am to arseinclarse
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The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.
I bet she is mad, that is 2 fewer things she can take in the divorce
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:43 am to arseinclarse
I had no idea there was a Florida in Russia.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 9:44 am to arseinclarse
I'll start the bidding at $5 for the Left nut
Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:05 am to arseinclarse
That's pretty awful, but I kind of only feel halfway sorry for him.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:12 am to arseinclarse
The Daily Mail
I'm sure this is true.
I'm sure this is true.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 10:34 am to arseinclarse
He should thank her. She prevented his future death from testicular cancer.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
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Russian goes to bar with sexy blonde. She orders nuts.
Great title.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:10 am to arseinclarse
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They fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market.
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Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her.
Sounds like his wife tested him and he failed.... removed the family jewels as his penalty
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 11:12 am
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
That's just a typical Russian marriage.
"In Soviet Russia, husbands actually keep their balls in their wife's purse."
"In Soviet Russia, husbands actually keep their balls in their wife's purse."
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