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Have you ever done a legit cleanse for your body?

Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32609 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:08 pm
Did you only drink water for 3 days straight?

What did you do?
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7129 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:12 pm to
I did that lemonade crap for about 30 hours. It was terrible
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:12 pm to
24/7. My kidneys rock.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:18 pm to
Get hooked on oxy and then stop cold turkey. I promise every single thing in your system will come out of your body on both ends, its very cleansing.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

legit


quote:

cleanse


Choose one
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:20 pm to
Why do people buy into this crap?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22046 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:21 pm to
Years ago, my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) received a coffee enema kit as a Christmas gift from a batshit crazy girlfriend who was a health nut...not sure if he ever used it, but it was supposed to clean his body out.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:37 pm to
I did the redneck cleanse once. For 5 days straight, ate nothing but gas station burrito's, Popeyes red beans and rice, and Wendy's chili, all the while, taking Immodium every 4 hours.

Then, on day 6, switch to a diet of water, prunes and Ex-lax.

By about the middle of day 6, I could have launched one from the Riverwalk to Algiers.
Posted by CuseTiger
On the road
Member since Jul 2013
8237 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:07 pm to
I ate at a korean buffet last night so I've been putting in work on a body cleanse for the last 15 hours
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:10 pm to
legit cleanse?




I took a legit shower this morning and that was very cleansing.



eta: wtf do you think is in you that needs to be "cleansed" out?
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43307 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:17 pm to
If you drink an appropriate amount of water, your body cleanses itself. The "cleanse" fad is a bunch of bullshite and probably does more harm than good.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11256 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:20 pm to
This is the dumbest most ridiculous crap I ever heard of. Who would fall for this nonsense?

You need a "cleanse", grab three heaping tablespoons of Metamucil and glass of water..

You'll be done in the morning.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:23 pm to
Your kidneys and liver do all the cleansing your body needs, unless you're suffering from kidney or liver failure.

"Cleansing" is pseudoscientific BS.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:31 pm to
Pretty sure I just cleansed after eating lunch
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