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re: So who here is doing the creepy Elf on a Shelf thing?

Posted on 12/9/14 at 10:56 am to
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 12/9/14 at 10:56 am to
This is our routine also. But we do use him to keep them in check.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64983 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 10:58 am to
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Like the other guy said....why let that Elf supposedly trash your house and do things you would punish the kids for?



Good point. We never have them make a mess or trash stuff. The messiest thing they do is make what's called Magic Elf Munch or something similar. I can't remember the exact recipe but it's like Chex mix coated with chocolate and confectioners sugar. It's actually pretty good.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
22303 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:03 am to
Our elf showed up with Tic Tac "seeds" on morning. We planted them in sugar and the next day they grew into candy canes.

Thanks for the Christmas miracle, Elfus!
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:05 am to
Nothing creepy about it .... If you have young children is wonderful .

You also should incorporate the portable North Pole and too.
Posted by russpot
alexandria
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Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:07 am to
so sad
Posted by DrEdgeLSU
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2006
8191 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:09 am to
I really don't get the behavior modification thing. Why have a magical elf from the North Pole (which I think is supposed to be a magical, happy place), who has a direct line to Santa (you know, the jolly guy that brings toys to everyone) be your tool for keeping kids in line?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64983 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:09 am to
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Our elf showed up with Tic Tac "seeds" on morning. We planted them in sugar and the next day they grew into candy canes.



Now that's a cool idea. Will have to use that one.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:31 am to
Some of you are absolutely miserable individuals.

I hope to God you don't have kids, if you do I feel sorry for then bc they fricking hate you.
If they front, congratulations on bringing more miserable people in the world.
Solid contribution
Posted by lsugrldej8
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
2347 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:41 am to
We've done the candy cane thing too. My daughter loved it. Our elf does a mixture of mischievous and nice things. Every day we take a picture of my daughter with him and then Christmas morning one of the presents under the tree is from the elf and it's a photo book of all the pictures that year. My daughter loves that b/c she can look through all the things he's done over the years.

This morning he was sitting on our coffee table circling things in the toy catalog that is on my daughter's Christmas list and he had eaten some popsicles.
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:48 am to
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Ours had to go spend a couple of nights talking to santa because our daughter was being an a-hole.



ours put stickers that said "adopted" and "replaceable" on our kids pics...all over the house. It was the last time my friends helped me with ideas.
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3910 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 11:49 am to
Ours just moves around. Kind of a PITA. I come to bed late, wife asks "Did you move Ely?" Oops.

I suspect it will lead my kids to question Santa sooner. Santa is one thing. You never see him. It is a total mystery. But this little doll sitting on the shelf is supposedly real just like Santa? Right...
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:06 pm to
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Some of you are absolutely miserable individuals.


It appears you turned out stellar without a creepy elf in your house
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3139 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:11 pm to
Actually I am awesome at parties. Sorry you feel stupid for buying into the stupid elf on the shelf business. Let me guess, you spend all your time at parties talking about your kid and your stupid elf? Sounds like a blast.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64983 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:15 pm to
Adults arguing over a child's toy.... Nice.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:15 pm to
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ours put stickers that said "adopted" and "replaceable" on our kids pics...all over the house. It was the last time my friends helped me with ideas.

thats funny, my wife would never allow that. Some of the good deeds our elf has done was he brought some cookie dough and asked the kids to make the cookies to distribute to the neighbors. The kids loved it, and it spread a little joy to the other families on our street.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3139 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:17 pm to
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ome of you are absolutely miserable individuals.

I hope to God you don't have kids, if you do I feel sorry for then bc they fricking hate you.
If they front, congratulations on bringing more miserable people in the world.
Solid contribution


Do you hate your parents? B/c this Elf on a Shelf gimmick wasn't around when you were a kid, so you just had good old Santa Claus. God, how did you fricking survive Christmas?
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:18 pm to
Haven't had to do this yet but I already have a few good ideas lined up from co-workers.

Best one I heard was my buddy got tired of putting the thing in different places so one night he throws the thing in the freezer. For a few days his daughters are wondering where he went and his reply was "home" he had to report back for a little while.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:20 pm to
Freezer idea reminded me of one that I have seen, but not done. Shave the ice off the side of the freezer and make a snowman with the elf inside.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:29 pm to
God forbid new shite comes out that is intended to make Christmas even better for kids.


I get it.... you miserable folks had either poor parents or Jehovah's Witness parents or a combination of both and you're still all bitter about.
Must suck this time of yeAr for some of you.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55959 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:31 pm to
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Elf on a Shelf thing?
wtf is this?
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