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re: Utopia TV only season long thread*no spoliers*

Posted on 9/10/14 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 3:25 pm to
Is that when they were talking about how great it's going to be when they're periods start syncing up?

One of those dudes, I'm looking at you Red and Josh, is going to choke a bitch to death if they're all in sync and get bitchy all at once.
Posted by hiltacular
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 3:36 pm to
Did anyone catch Josh's accent when he was crazy drunk? I was dying.

I'm interested to know if the live feeds are even remotely entertaining... obviously I could find out for myself but i don't see my doing that.


The show has promise I could just see it getting boring quick after they get "settled" in. But then again, they clearly cast a group of crazies to offset that happening.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 3:43 pm to
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Did anyone catch Josh's accent when he was crazy drunk? I was dying.


That was legit as hell. He pulled it off, and never went back to his normal voice, even in his rage. How was that not addressed by the other citizens after the fact? I really wish they wouldn't have put him on probation.
Posted by FalseProphet
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 3:47 pm to
Josh on probation is definitely lame. Although, he's now the hardest working and most productive guy in that place.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 4:06 pm to
Psh. What's entertaining about that?
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 4:09 pm to
Watching this on demand right now. Wouldn't mind spending some Utopia with that Hex chick.
Posted by BhamTigah
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 4:12 pm to
As far as making money, they could start a brothel. These girls like getting naked and there's no law in Utopia. Can other people come in the gates? If not, they could at least sell tickets to a peep show.
Posted by itawambadog
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 4:18 pm to
Maybe this takes some weird arse twist and turns into "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom"
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 4:19 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 7:47 pm to
Watched the new episode. This show is hilarious.

Hillybilly Jim is such a fricking idiot. He's a child who literally stomps his feet and throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get his way.

Prison Mike is worse. He continues to do what I said earlier about saying one thing and doing the other. Dude wants to stop having people cursing and yelling at each other and he's the biggest offender of that shite.

Chili Farmer Chris hasn't gone this long without sex? It's been what, like 4 or 5 days? He's full of shite, but it's working on Asian idiot Joi. And speaking of that, he is so fricked in that situation...dude only wants to get his dick wet, and she's all "What's up with our relationship?" She's 20 and ultra clingy. RUN, CHRIS......but where to?

Bella is SUCH a fricking condescending bitch. I wouldn't be able to talk to her IRL for more than a minute or two. And she feels so safe around Josh when three days ago she wanted him gone because she feels so unsafe. And Josh is confused as frick.

The lights flickering on and off and on looked like it was 100% fake/edited.

Anybody else calling bullshite that Nikki is an actual doctor of anything?

Bella is literally insane IMO.

Redd and Prison Mike's bitch fits are so hilarious. "Man, they don't know how to survive...you survive on ramen noodle soups, man." What's funny is that I don't completely disagree with their take on the money and buying shite...there's no sense in spending 5 times as much money for expensive versions of things. That's stupid. But the way they voice their opinions is hilariously awesome.

And did they just buy burgers and mayo and shite that needs refrigeration ? Awesome.

I'm not sure Dedeker has gotten 15 seconds of screen time, and I'm pretty sure she literally didn't say one word this episode.
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 8:27 pm to
Bella still wants the D. She's crazy as frick
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 9:51 pm to
This show is either scripted (my guess) or the found the dumbest people on earth, either way I deleted it from the dvr recording
Posted by itawambadog
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 10:16 pm to
Looking forward to the Mars version of this in 30 years
Posted by PowerTool
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Posted on 9/10/14 at 10:22 pm to
So would ya do Bella?

She's got a great body for 45 and crazy chicks are usually fun in the sack.

But something tells me she would just lay there and switch into some little girl personality and start crying.
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
951 posts
Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:11 pm to
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But something tells me she would just lay there and switch into some little girl personality and start crying.


She'd be more clingy than the girl that went on the hayride.
Posted by BhamTigah
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 8:05 am to
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So would ya do Bella?


Yep, but I wouldn't tell anybody.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 8:37 am to
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Yep, but I wouldn't tell anybody.



Bella takes 3 showers a week using only baby wipes, and has for a while (even before she moved to utopia).

WYSHI?
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 8:40 am to
her cooter probably smells like a cadaver
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:33 am to
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Speaking of Contractor Josh, might not be the best idea to basically sexually assault chicks on the first night there. You may not make very many friends like that. Also, was it me, or does he develop a NASTY accent when he is hammered? I honestly thought he was foreign that night, but then the next day he was speaking normally again (and was on the first day as well)




This was the best part of the entire first episode in my opinion. I had to rewind to make sure I heard it correctly...I have no clue how that even happens!
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:46 am to
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Bella takes 3 showers a week using only baby wipes, and has for a while (even before she moved to utopia).




Posted by BhamTigah
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:16 am to
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Bella takes 3 showers a week using only baby wipes, and has for a while (even before she moved to utopia).

WYSHI?



Never said I'd lick her labia or anything. If I were in Utopia, I'd likely smell as bad or worse than her.
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