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Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:36 pm to
trust me, you don't want to see a pic.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57612 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:38 pm to
I've plugged some blowholes up in my day. Ah the mating call of the blue whale
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:38 pm to
Ha
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:39 pm to
This thread sucks without pics
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17206 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:55 pm to
I thought I was gonna get murdered and raped a few times going to meet girls. Bitch is showering, no other lights on in her house and she just tells me to come in like that's normal.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:16 pm to
Holy shite. I think I just dodged a major bullet.

eta: so I meet this chick on Tinder a couple of hours ago. We talk for a little bit and she gives me a number. We start texting and she suggests we meet up later tonight. To keep from getting catfished, I do some research. Try looking her up on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, nothing..so I google her phone number and a bunch of escort ads came up from Backpage, escortprofile, etc. I'm in the process of calling this bitch out. Ideas?
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 8:29 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:24 pm to
Ah, the old catfish. That's why you insist on meeting them at a neutral location.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:41 pm to
C'MON BAWS GIMME SOME IDEAS
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:54 pm to
Post her pictures, duh.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Post her pictures, duh.


Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 8:58 pm to
You young bucks with your Tindre.

In my day you had to work for poosay.
You had to go out and look for it, beat the bushes and whatnot.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:10 pm to




CSB..?
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 9:15 pm
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:35 pm to
Okay, that's a good start. Now post a picture of that beat up old whore...and her phone number.


Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112238 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:36 pm to
Do you not have snapchat?

Society has come up with technological ways to avoid these situations
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:37 pm to
Tempting, but I don't want to go back to ban land.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:46 pm to

Posted by DieselTiger1
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 9:57 pm to
wow
Posted by Seven Costanza
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1981 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 10:18 pm to
The "I don't believe you" gif/meme

Posted by Odinson
Asgard
Member since Apr 2014
2749 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 10:59 pm to
She was probably very happy that your friend ran out of gas too.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/23/14 at 11:02 pm to
Haha haha and to finish off with "kthx" is fricking brilliant.
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 11:03 pm
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