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re: Dating website failures
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:29 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:29 pm to poncho villa
quote:
Have I been mentioned yet.
i did
that was just funny..
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:29 pm to GEAUXmedic
quote:
Poncho wins
holy shite
to this chicks credit though, at least her place was spotless
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:29 pm to brewhan davey
quote:
I am upset that I read that entire excerpt.
I explained it in GIF form..
Here's the story of Poncho's night.
He was all like:
til he got all lost and shite
But it was ok.. he found his way
Walked up in the house like
She answered the door like
But he had come so far, couldn't turn back now..
He walked in the house and sat on the couch..
Obviously it was a strong couch built to her standards.. before long she started pinching him..
He wasn't too threatened.. but wait.. what is that smell?
He tried to fix the stench but it didn't work
So he just left..
Alone..
Back to tinder..
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:31 pm to GEAUXmedic
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:31 pm to GEAUXmedic
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:33 pm to Ellis Dee
Tinder is a dating website?
I thought it was just an app to frick ugly whores
I thought it was just an app to frick ugly whores
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:36 pm to Geaux9
quote:
not trashy, just pathetic. Most hot girls have more guys hit on them than they know what to with. I find it unlikely that any of them have to go online to find a partner.
Tinder and Hinge are absolutely stocked in larger cities. It's like you can't miss. My best friend has had an absurdly high hit rate with both, and I think every single girl from there that I've met has been a 7+.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:38 pm to AbuTheMonkey
If the picture has bad pixels odds are its old.
Cameras are not that bad anymore.
Cameras are not that bad anymore.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:38 pm to Ellis Dee
quote:
Dating website failures
quote:
Tinder
Tinder is not a a dating site. It is a I need to put my dick into some ho tonight site.
ETA: Banging a fatty is just an occupational hazard
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:48 pm to Ellis Dee
quote:
"that's me silly!"
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:51 pm to Ellis Dee
Chicks have gotten really good at hiding their fat bodies. Gotta watch out.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:56 pm to Ellis Dee
Websites should be required to have current and accurate full body photos.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:57 pm to Ellis Dee
Welcome to the internet
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:59 pm to Ellis Dee
I haven't had any disasters.
Well, maybe my first ever one.
The trick is that you get to be picky on the front end, so the fact you had a disaster is all on you.
Well, maybe my first ever one.
The trick is that you get to be picky on the front end, so the fact you had a disaster is all on you.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:59 pm to WeeWee
quote:
Banging a fatty is just an occupational hazard
i've committed some atrocities via tinder
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:00 pm to NIH
go on. 
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:05 pm
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:09 pm to Ellis Dee
I can't believe you went straight to her house. Online chicks need to be met at a neutral location, that way getting away is not so suspicious.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:10 pm to Ellis Dee
just a slumpbuster after a weekend of failure. 
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:35 pm to Cracker
I have yet to sign up for tinder.. cause it won't verify my number.. bastards..
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