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How do I pick up chicks in Europe?
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:22 am
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:22 am
Do I need to sport some skinny jeans and tank tops or something? Is just being a good looking American male good enough? Would knowing a few pick up lines in the primary language of the country help? I am going to Amsterdam, Berlin, Vienna, and Prague in early fall. I will be very disappointed if I come back empty handed. Actually, I will not let that happen. I will harpoon a whale if it comes down to it 
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to NawlinsTigah270
Tinder is the only way to meet women
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to NawlinsTigah270
Act like a drunk obnoxious American, Europeans love that.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to NawlinsTigah270
just tell them you are on some reality show.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to NawlinsTigah270
Wear cowboy boots.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to NawlinsTigah270
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I will be very disappointed if I come back empty handed.
Gonna bring a Eurochick home with you. Good luck with that marriage.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to NawlinsTigah270
Speak English. Practically everyone there does, too. Just don't be that "American douche."
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to NawlinsTigah270
talk about how much you love New Orleans and the culture it has to offer...arguably the best city in the world.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:25 am to NawlinsTigah270
Tell them you are from Bucktown
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to NawlinsTigah270
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This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to NawlinsTigah270
Show them your huge American penis.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to NawlinsTigah270
As soon as you break the ice, ask for a tour guide or suggestions. Then make sure yall go together.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to NawlinsTigah270
Don't brush your teeth and let your breath smell like arse. You'll fit in just fine and the chicks will think you're a local.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to NawlinsTigah270
scarves
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to NawlinsTigah270
Try to learn the language at least a little. They for the most part speak fluent English, but they appreciate the effort.
Be gentlemanly. NO ONE IS over there. Chivalry will make you stand out in a good way.
If you have a southern accent, charm it up as long as it's not too "hick-ish". That stuff kills over there.
Mention you're from Louisiana. Europeans (particularly the French) are fascinated and enamored with Louisiana.
Don't dress frat (i.e. no shorts or backwards baseball caps in the club).
Don't dress hipster.
Dress in nice jeans (regular or boot cut) with a button down should be fine.
Be gentlemanly. NO ONE IS over there. Chivalry will make you stand out in a good way.
If you have a southern accent, charm it up as long as it's not too "hick-ish". That stuff kills over there.
Mention you're from Louisiana. Europeans (particularly the French) are fascinated and enamored with Louisiana.
Don't dress frat (i.e. no shorts or backwards baseball caps in the club).
Don't dress hipster.
Dress in nice jeans (regular or boot cut) with a button down should be fine.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:31 am to NawlinsTigah270
you need to tell them you are either from New York or LA to start
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:32 am to NawlinsTigah270
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I am going to Amsterdam
You will have to break out your best FAF attitude and bring you A-game to pick up chicks in Amsterdam. The amateurs need not apply. First, don't waste time in bars. Look to meet ladies on the streets. The women in Amsterdam are very independent and like to just hang out in front of their apartments. If the street lights are glowing with the red light of love, you are in the right place. Make eye contact, use your best lines, and you'll be invited inside in no time. Play your cards just right and you will be bangin-de-dutch in no time. Don't be a dick when you leave; put a few hundred Euros on the dresser and tell her to buy something nice. It's a Dutch custom.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:32 am to NawlinsTigah270
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Show them your huge American penis
this is the only way for a guy like you
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:33 am to NawlinsTigah270
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Do I need to sport some skinny jeans and tank tops or something?
Can you turn yourself black? Euro chicks, particularly the Italians, are sluts for the BBC.
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:37 am to NawlinsTigah270
You have to dress Euro trash and strut like an alpha dog. I shite u not
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