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re: Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:54 pm to RonFNSwanson
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:54 pm to RonFNSwanson
I have a few -
Left work one night from the bar, driving down canal st to go visit my buddy working another bar, at about 4:00 am. Cruising down canal street, sipping a longneck when I look up and see lights in the mirror. I shove beer under passenger seat, pull over and turn on dome light. Cop says get out so I do, and realize there are 3 cop cars behind me. I'm like "oh frick". Cop says I was flying, passed right by them, etc etc. I say I just got off, dropped the bar name, going home to study.
Then he says "give me your registration, license and insurance." I say "here's my license, but I don't have registration, insurance or a brake tag." I explain my windshields got smashed a month back, I took the stuff out so it wouldn't get wet in case of rain, just got the car back and forgot to grab the papers. But I did have a new insurance card int he back seat backpack that started in like a week.
So, I go to get it, and the cop sees my gun holster on my belt, with no gun in it, screams "GUN!", yanks me back out of the car. I'm all hands in the air going "whoa frick, sorry, totally forgot... gun is under the seat [other cop goes to [passenger seat where I shoved the beer]... no not that seat... here's the receipt for the gun, it's all legal, I am so sorry etc etc"
Five minutes later, cop hands me back the gun and bullets, says "We were looking for someone else. Drive a little slower. " No ticket.
As i drove off, i remembered i also had a bag of weed in my pocket.
-- Senior year of high school, driving to school with my buddy, we were smoking a joint when I drove into a school zone speed trap. Cop says to pull over up there, so as I'm doing that I'm telling my buddy "eat that joint now!" So I pull over, cop comes up, I'm handing him my papers, when I look over and realize my buddy didn't eat the fricking joint, he's just holding it between his legs, I can see the smoke swirling up. Cop walks off, I'm like "eat the fricking joint!" He doesn't, but he does put it out. Cop comes back, gives me a ticket and my papers back and says "slow down." As I'm driving away, I also realize I had weed all over my shirt from when I was rolling the joint.
-- And once, we were flying up state street, when the lights went on behind us, we took the next right, pulled in a driveway, shut everything off and laid down. Cop drove right by.
Left work one night from the bar, driving down canal st to go visit my buddy working another bar, at about 4:00 am. Cruising down canal street, sipping a longneck when I look up and see lights in the mirror. I shove beer under passenger seat, pull over and turn on dome light. Cop says get out so I do, and realize there are 3 cop cars behind me. I'm like "oh frick". Cop says I was flying, passed right by them, etc etc. I say I just got off, dropped the bar name, going home to study.
Then he says "give me your registration, license and insurance." I say "here's my license, but I don't have registration, insurance or a brake tag." I explain my windshields got smashed a month back, I took the stuff out so it wouldn't get wet in case of rain, just got the car back and forgot to grab the papers. But I did have a new insurance card int he back seat backpack that started in like a week.
So, I go to get it, and the cop sees my gun holster on my belt, with no gun in it, screams "GUN!", yanks me back out of the car. I'm all hands in the air going "whoa frick, sorry, totally forgot... gun is under the seat [other cop goes to [passenger seat where I shoved the beer]... no not that seat... here's the receipt for the gun, it's all legal, I am so sorry etc etc"
Five minutes later, cop hands me back the gun and bullets, says "We were looking for someone else. Drive a little slower. " No ticket.
As i drove off, i remembered i also had a bag of weed in my pocket.
-- Senior year of high school, driving to school with my buddy, we were smoking a joint when I drove into a school zone speed trap. Cop says to pull over up there, so as I'm doing that I'm telling my buddy "eat that joint now!" So I pull over, cop comes up, I'm handing him my papers, when I look over and realize my buddy didn't eat the fricking joint, he's just holding it between his legs, I can see the smoke swirling up. Cop walks off, I'm like "eat the fricking joint!" He doesn't, but he does put it out. Cop comes back, gives me a ticket and my papers back and says "slow down." As I'm driving away, I also realize I had weed all over my shirt from when I was rolling the joint.
-- And once, we were flying up state street, when the lights went on behind us, we took the next right, pulled in a driveway, shut everything off and laid down. Cop drove right by.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 12:55 pm
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:55 pm to poncho villa
After I graudated from Ole Miss I decided to take a fews month off and travel around the Pacific NW. I had been partying the previous weekend with a buddy of mine who was a total stoner. I forgot there was a roach in my ashtray.
Funny thing is that I had been driving all day wishing I had little more of that kindbud from last weekend. I had been smoking and my ashes covered up the roach, which was from a fatty and was pretty big. I got pulled over in Nebraska late at night making my way toward Montana.
I was not speading and I really did not think anything of the stop. I was not drinking. The State Trooper asked me to search my car. I said sure. He comes back with that roach after a good search. He asked me what that was. I told him that I had let my brother borrow my truck last weekend and did not even know that was in there. I told him really cool like, "I never touch the stuff." I told him I was a trying to get back into church and really did not know that was in my truck. He let me go and told me to drive carefully.
Funny thing is that I had been driving all day wishing I had little more of that kindbud from last weekend. I had been smoking and my ashes covered up the roach, which was from a fatty and was pretty big. I got pulled over in Nebraska late at night making my way toward Montana.
I was not speading and I really did not think anything of the stop. I was not drinking. The State Trooper asked me to search my car. I said sure. He comes back with that roach after a good search. He asked me what that was. I told him that I had let my brother borrow my truck last weekend and did not even know that was in there. I told him really cool like, "I never touch the stuff." I told him I was a trying to get back into church and really did not know that was in my truck. He let me go and told me to drive carefully.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:58 pm to Carson123987
Second story is awesome...
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:29 pm to poncho villa
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7 replies, no stories. u guyz suk
My story's pretty lame but you seem desperate.
Got a ticket for doing about 80 across the Natchez bridge coming back into La. at about 2:30 in the morning. I wasn't in my car; it was a 280ZX that belonged to this girl I was with. Was over the limit but not completely wasted. Was sure I'd get a DWI but he didn't even make me get out of the car. Wrote the ticket and off I go. Had sex and never paid the ticket.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:31 pm to MountainTiger
i always do 80 across the natchez bridge
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:31 pm to poncho villa
I got away once but my friend wasn't so lucky
He ended up telling the cops on me
We were young and scared shitless so I couldn't hold a grudge about it
He ended up telling the cops on me
We were young and scared shitless so I couldn't hold a grudge about it
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:32 pm to poncho villa
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i always do 80 across the natchez bridge
I did too.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:32 pm to Walt OReilly
ended up telling the cops on you? da fuq? What a bitch. You need to expand on your story plz
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:33 pm to poncho villa
quote:
Have you ever evaded an arrest/ticket?
frick yes I have.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:34 pm to poncho villa
We were shoplifting. Guy caught us and was holding us till the cops got there. After a few minutes I decided to run for it. I ended up getting away and he didn't. Cops came. Questioned him. Hour later they were at my house
We were15-16 yrs old
We were15-16 yrs old
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:38 pm to Walt OReilly
dude, he did that shite up in the hood he would end up like wallace
Posted on 4/23/14 at 1:45 pm to poncho villa
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:22 pm to poncho villa
Me and 2 friends were in Lake Charles headed down Ryan St. to go to OBs. We had been drinking since pretty early and should have been headed home. Friend gets into a street race with a corvette (we were in a S10 Blazer). We pass LCPD coming the opposite direction. He flips lights, we take an immediate right. Corvette goes straight. We go 2 blocks, take another quick right. Drive down 5 blocks, pick an abandoned looking house, park, and run out into the back yard. We get down low and crawl into what looks like a pigeon coop. We hear sirens and see lights for the next 15 minutes or so. Figuring the coast is clear, we come out quietly and peek down the street both ways. Dead quiet, almost too quiet.
We get in my friends hot rod and start to back out. We made it all of 2 feet and all hell broke loose. There were cops everywhere, on foot and as many cars as I could see in all directions.
They split us up and we all give conflicting accounts. They asked my friend for his info, he gives it to them. They look at his registration and immediately step away and have a conference. Turns out my friend's uncle is well known in LC. He handed my friend his info back and told us to go straight home.
We get in my friends hot rod and start to back out. We made it all of 2 feet and all hell broke loose. There were cops everywhere, on foot and as many cars as I could see in all directions.
They split us up and we all give conflicting accounts. They asked my friend for his info, he gives it to them. They look at his registration and immediately step away and have a conference. Turns out my friend's uncle is well known in LC. He handed my friend his info back and told us to go straight home.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:33 pm to RoyalBaby
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We get in my friends hot rod and start to back out.
Holy frick dude, once you have gotten away from the po po, never return to the vehicle. Let them impound that biatch for pick up when sober or just let the owner go back alone if he wants his ride that bad.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:34 pm to RoyalBaby
quote:
Me and 2 friends were in Lake Charles headed down Ryan St. to go to OBs. We had been drinking since pretty early and should have been headed home. Friend gets into a street race with a corvette (we were in a S10 Blazer). We pass LCPD coming the opposite direction. He flips lights, we take an immediate right. Corvette goes straight. We go 2 blocks, take another quick right. Drive down 5 blocks, pick an abandoned looking house, park, and run out into the back yard. We get down low and crawl into what looks like a pigeon coop. We hear sirens and see lights for the next 15 minutes or so. Figuring the coast is clear, we come out quietly and peek down the street both ways. Dead quiet, almost too quiet.
I did almost the exact same thing. I was in my Camaro racing my buddy in an S10 down Ryan and another guy in an Expidition was following us. We were probably doing 70-80mph and passed a cop coming the opposite direction. He flips the lights but couldn't turn around fast enough because there was traffic in the lane on side of him. We turn off in a neighborhood and slowly crept through to the other side. Met up at a carwash and waited a few minutes. Then drove off and that was it.
Doesn't sound like much but my heart has never beat faster
Posted on 4/23/14 at 2:35 pm to Spaulding Smails
Broke into a rival high school when i was 17. Was hanging banners and fliers all over the school about how our football team was gonna kick their's arse. Cops show up 20 minutes after we got there and we ran to the woods behind the school. Got lost and wound up taking 4 hours to get back to my buddies truck a mile away from the school. We left a ton of shite just sitting in the lobby. Never got time to spread it around.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:04 pm to poncho villa
Does bribing the Mexican police count?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:07 pm to RoyalBaby
quote:
Dead quiet, almost too quiet.
We get in my friends hot rod and start to back out. We made it all of 2 feet and all hell broke loose. There were cops everywhere, on foot and as many cars as I could see in all directions.
They split us up and we all give conflicting accounts. They asked my friend for his info, he gives it to them. They look at his registration and immediately step away and have a conference. Turns out my friend's uncle is well known in LC. He handed my friend his info back and told us to go straight home.
wow, baby, yall were lucky as frick. i was sweating just reading that story
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:11 pm to Carson123987
Turned out the house we decided to park at wasn't abandoned at all. Apparently we scared the shite out of an old lady that lived alone and didn't have a car.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 3:12 pm to Carson123987
Bombed Pearl Harbor, flew back to the carrier. We went back home.
The end.
The end.
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