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Grocery store express lane etiquette. What do you do?
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:16 pm
If someone's in the express lane, and obviously has more than 12 or 15 or whatever number the sign above the lane says you're supposed to have in that lane, do you call them out?
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:17 pm to TigerTreyjpg
No. I like not being stabbed at Wal Mart.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:18 pm to TigerTreyjpg
no i usually sigh and act aggravated
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:18 pm to TigerTreyjpg
i only like to tell mothers when their kid is stealing grapes.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:18 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I do not.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:18 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
do you call them out?
No, you throw popcorn at them.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:20 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
What do you do?
depends on the demographic of the culprit
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:20 pm to TigerTreyjpg
i get their attention and then lat flare until they let me go in front of them
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:21 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I usually pull out my gun and shoot them
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:21 pm to TigerTreyjpg
If they are less than 5 items over I don't care but if they roll up with a full cart I make them move.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:22 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Stare at them angrily and clear my throat a few times. The usual passive aggressive type stuff.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:22 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
do you call them out?
I grab their basket and push it up one the aisles behind me
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:23 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I don't go grocery shopping when I'm in such a hurry that two extra items will ruin my timing.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:23 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I always thought it was fun to count their items as they pulled them out or they were rung up by the cashier, makes them feel uncomfortable.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:24 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Crop dusting is always the route to go in situations like that. Bonus point if you ask the offender "do you smell popcorn?"
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:29 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:No, because they're usually just a handful of items over the limit, and their behavior is way less obnoxious than those morons who hold up the line because they can't get off their cell phones long enough to talk to the cashier.
do you call them out?
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:30 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:33 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I pull out my cock and start jerking. When they freak out and say "You can't do that here!" I say "And you can't do that here either, but obviously the rules are out the window at this point. I'm just following your lead".
(not really)
(not really)
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:33 pm to TigerTreyjpg
If I buy 4 6-packs, can I count that like it was 1 case of beer and thus only 1 item?
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:34 pm to TigerTreyjpg
seriously clark?
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