re: I Hate Auburn more than _________.

- Meg
- Toby Flenderson
- That damn squiggly line in my eye.
- The women drivers who constantly try their best to hit me
- That guy at the gym who feels the need to hog any and all dumbbells available
- The people in the drive thru who order 30-50 bucks worth of food. You can go inside, ya know.
- The douches in the 15 items or less line that have a buggy-full of groceries. All I need is my PB and J, jackass.
- The smell of vinegar