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re: Describe your worst LSU meltdown experiences

Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by tgerb8
Huntsvegas
Member since Aug 2007
6001 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:06 pm to
05-06 season.. Was watching LSU v. Georgia at the hooters in the river walk area of San Antonio..
Got kicked out of a hooters! My buddies tell me that a waitress came over and said something like "Sir, can you please keep it down - this is a family establishment".. I apparently screamed a reply of "A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT?!?!? THIS IS A GLORIFIED WHOREHOUSE"
not proud of that but I do laugh about it now.
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2123 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:10 pm to
My meltdown was way before miles ……. I was in the archer zone. I didn’t even meltdown under Hallman – it wasn’t worth it
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22928 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:28 pm to
Ole miss 2009 was a damned disgrace and the only time I have yelled at a TV screen. Tennessee 2010 was frustrating but its hard to get mad about a win, but if I had to choose one it would be that Troy comeback game in 2008...i left early and didnt care if we came back it should have been a guaranteed win...i hate it when people say the greatest comeback in tiger history because in my eyes it was negated by the fact that it was Troy...
Posted by queology
South Carolina
Member since Sep 2012
9 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:36 pm to
I have a gump neighbor that kept a small white cement elephant in his front yard. After last year's lost to the gumps, I stole the elephant, sent ransom notes and eventually returned a few days later.
Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

My worse experience was 1/9 even though it was an internal meltdown. As I sat on row 7 of the student section for the final game of LSUs historic season, something died inside of me. My childhood love of LSU Football died. After spending so much money going to every game but 2 that year and wanting us to win so bad, I realized as I watched the halftime show that it was over. I spent the second half in a daze only to laugh with amazement when JJ shuffled passed my sanity away. I stayed to the bitter end because my gf at the time insisted on getting our money's worth. Walking back to the hotel was the most surreal experience. It was like a dream in a movie when everyone is moving fast and blurry and you are slowly walking through the chaos. I never cursed or yelled after the game. With a blank stare I calmly walked back to the hotel and went to sleep.

Since that day, I don't get that upset with LSU losses. I think I have accepted that 1/9 was the worse loss possible and nothing can top it. When I had friends losing it after last year's Bama loss, I just thought to myself it could be worse.... You could have spend way too much money to sit on row 7 and die on the inside.


I will never forget that dreary walk back down Poydras. Listless LSU fans, stunned, shoulders hunched, heads down, drifting like lost and hollow-eyed silhouttes. Beaming Bama fans offering disengenous condolonces and hugging one another in the streets. The distant echo of Rammer Jammer chants. Spotlights scouring the sky, suddenly an insult, a garish parody. The Superdome dwindling behind us, illuminated in its disk of white haze. Closer to the Quarter, a group of pimple-faced redneck Bama students leaping out from behind cars, screaming "This is our town now!"

My only consolation was that one arrogant young Bama fan wandered too near to my Cajun father-in-law and paid the price in terror. I like to say that this encounter was closest we came to beating Bama that evening.

I wasn't furious, just disheartened. I spent tens of thousands of dollars to see...nothing. The fans filled up the stadium, the media put on a circus, the television crews prattled and glittered, the bands marched and blared in full regalia, Bama took the field, but the LSU team never even arrived at the SuperDome. We didn't compete. Our plan was doomed from the outset and we made no effort to adapt. We just plodded deliberately towards the precipice and willingly plunged into the abyss. Those weren't our players on the field, lifeless doppelgangers instead.

Someone earlier in the thread said that watching that game was akin to watching The Blair Witch Project. That's an apt analogy. Disorienting and vaguely disturbing.

frick that game.
This post was edited on 8/22/13 at 1:03 pm
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
65876 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 1:00 pm to
The Tennessee game we won thanks to 13 men on the field. I broke an end table smashing it on the ground.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

I will never forget that dreary walk back down Poydras. Listless LSU fans, stunned, shoulders hunched, heads down, drifting like lost and hollow-eyed silhouttes. Beaming Bama fans offering disengenous condolonces and hugging one another in the streets. The distant echo of Rammer Jammer chants. Spotlights scouring the sky, suddenly an insult, a garish parody. The Superdome dwindling behind us, illuminated in its disk of white haze. Closer to the Quarter, a group of pimple-faced redneck Bama students leaping out from behind cars, screaming "This is our town now!"

My only consolation was that one arrogant young Bama fan wandered too close to my Cajun father-in-law and paid the price in terror. I like to say that this encounter was closest we came to beating Bama that evening.

I wasn't furious, just disheartened. I spent tens of thousands of dollars to see...nothing. The fans filled up the stadium, the media put on a circus, the television crews prattled and glittered, the bands marched and blared in full regalia, Bama showed up, but the LSU team never even arrived at the SuperDome. We didn't compete. Our plan was doomed from the outset and we made no effort to adapt. We just plodded deliberately towards the precipice and willingly plunged into the abyss. Those weren't our players on the field, lifeless doppelgangers instead.

Someone earlier in the thread said that watching that game was akin to watching The Blair Witch Project. That's an apt analogy. Disorienting and vaguely disturbing.

frick that game.

pretty well put.

for the exact reason that i didn't want to have to deal with bama fans or my own, i was in the car by mid 4th qtr.
Posted by Petrol
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
108 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 1:49 pm to
I sat through the 58-3 beatdown from Florida. It amazed me that just a decade or so earlier we were in 2 Sugar Bowls.

I could not speak; so I drank. A. Lot.
Posted by Benw225
Member since Feb 2013
944 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I will never forget that dreary walk back down Poydras. Listless LSU fans, stunned, shoulders hunched, heads down, drifting like lost and hollow-eyed silhouttes. Beaming Bama fans offering disengenous condolonces and hugging one another in the streets. The distant echo of Rammer Jammer chants. Spotlights scouring the sky, suddenly an insult, a garish parody. The Superdome dwindling behind us, illuminated in its disk of white haze. Closer to the Quarter, a group of pimple-faced redneck Bama students leaping out from behind cars, screaming "This is our town now!"

quote:

We just plodded deliberately towards the precipice and willingly plunged into the abyss. Those weren't our players on the field, lifeless doppelgangers instead.

Well put. I went to all 14 games that year including the trip to the end of the world (morgantown). My fall that year was based around our season and to have it vanish in a painful fanfare of crimson made it all the worse. This is when I learned as a fan you cannot put your life and emotions into a team.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50414 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

1/9 was more like watching yourself get raped. i was more sad than angry. well i don't know i guess rape victims get angry too.


Jesus. Christ.

And I'm borderline Atheist.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14670 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 3:41 pm to
2007 was the worst/best roller coaster ride ever.

First was the Kentucky game. I was at the Great American Beer Festival in Denver that weekend, staying at a hotel downtown. I go to the afternoon session and I'm buzzed as all hell. Back to the room afterwards to watch the game. I was so pissed after that I just packed up my shite and drove back to COS. I shouldn't have been behind the wheel that night for a lot of reasons.

Then Arky. I don't even remember my meltdown that night so it must have been bad. Was perfectly fine with all the Miles-to-Michigan rumors by that point. Let those frickers have him. Then came the "Have a great day" speech and that pissed me off even more, like gasoline on an inferno.

Next thing you know the goofball is winning the SEC Championship and the Natty and I have to start liking him again.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49877 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 3:45 pm to
2005 Tennessee
2009 Ole Miss
2010 Tennessee
I watch alone.
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6567 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 3:59 pm to
UF last year. I had been bragging to my friends that Bama is the only team that can even compete with us. My best friend made a video making fun of my antics during the game. I didn't talk to him for a week. To top it all off, I had a Gatir teaching class on Monday and we had both agreed UF had no chance.
Posted by TigerScribe
Member since Dec 2005
1152 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:02 pm to
A lot of you guys are mentioning games that would qualify for me: 2009 Ole Miss, 2010 Tennessee, etc. But my worst reaction came after we blew the lead and lost late to Arky in 2002. I was so angry, I gathered all my LSU stuff together, shoved it in a garbage bag and threw it outside in the garage. Oh, we won the national title the next season.

Lesson learned. No matter how bad things seem in the moment, things can change for the better. Sometimes, quickly.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:06 pm to
Ole Miss '09

RIP phone case
Posted by TheRookbird
Member since Aug 2013
1322 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

10-18-1997


After beating #1 the week before, I flipped my lid leaving the stadium after the Ole Miss game. This was simply a sign of things to come in the 98 and 99 seasons.. when meltdowns were quite common.
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:11 pm to
This thread delivers!
Posted by BRAVEHEART
Member since Aug 2012
1525 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:15 pm to
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Jamie.

fricking.

Howard.


Lynn

fricking

Amedee..........kept calling pass plays in the second half. Had we just run the ball every down in the second half, we win. Auburn was too far down and didn't have enough time to come back.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8435 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:45 pm to
I think many of us would still like the full version of the story about the guy going apeshite on Miles.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10336 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 4:52 pm to
1/9 was a total shocker....but I was mature enough to turn off the TV and think of other more important things in life......

Pissing away (we thought any way) a shot at the NC losing the home finale to Arkansas almost put me in rehab.....

......But the Jamie "fricking" Howard game had me fantasizing about grabbing a gun and driving to Baton Rouge. To make it worse, I had been waiting for the game to end because I had to give up my Dobermans for adoption. Not a good day.
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