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dengle
Columbia Fan
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
4897 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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Introducing your wife/friend to a person whose name slips your mind.
This one is easy.

"Hey man, good to see ya. This is my wife (insert name)".






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TulaneTigerFan
Tulane Fan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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When you and a stranger almost run into each other, then you both go the same direction to avoid each other, thus turning into a little dance.


I hate this






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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Hammond, LA
Member since Jul 2011
41571 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


When someone shows you an internet meme from like 5 years ago and wants you to laugh as hard at it as he is currently






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TulaneTigerFan
Tulane Fan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


How about this one:

A girl approaches you in a bar and is like "Hey, you're cute/hot/etc". You are unable to communicate effectively due to crippling social anxiety issues, and she bolts after realizing that you're not a normal person. Then you're left standing there alone awkwardly as the terrible realization that you're a broken human who will likely spend his life alone sets in, and you begin to drink to fill the hollow void that starts to fill you.






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TH03
Notre Dame Fan
In Darth's Head
Member since Dec 2008
91521 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


and the cycle repeats





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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Hammond, LA
Member since Jul 2011
41571 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


quote:

A girl approaches you in a bar and is like "Hey, you're cute/hot/etc". You are unable to communicate effectively due to crippling social anxiety issues, and she bolts after realizing that you're not a normal person. Then you're left standing there alone awkwardly as the terrible realization that you're a broken human who will likely spend his life alone sets in, and you begin to drink to fill the hollow void that starts to fill you.









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windshieldman
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Nov 2012
1301 posts
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re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


quote:

A girl approaches you in a bar and is like "Hey, you're cute/hot/etc". You are unable to communicate effectively due to crippling social anxiety issues, and she bolts after realizing that you're not a normal person. Then you're left standing there alone awkwardly as the terrible realization that you're a broken human who will likely spend his lifealone sets in, and you begin to drink to fill the hollow void that starts to fill you.


Well now you turned this thread into being awkward.






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mt1
LSU Fan
Lakeview
Member since Nov 2006
5912 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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checkin out a girl from behind with short shorts, then she turns and you see she's like 12








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shawnlsu
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2011
6339 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


Went to lunch with a coworker this week. Before we even sit down at our table he asks me what I make, to which I answer "none of your business", and then we ate in silence.





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safetyman
LSU Fan
Acadia Parish
Member since Jun 2011
4169 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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This post was edited on 5/12 at 12:34 pm


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shiftworker
Army Fan
LP
Member since Dec 2011
2136 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


quote:

A girl approaches you in a bar and is like "Hey, you're cute/hot/etc". You are unable to communicate effectively due to crippling social anxiety issues, and she bolts after realizing that you're not a normal person. Then you're left standing there alone awkwardly as the terrible realization that you're a broken human who will likely spend his life alone sets in, and you begin to drink to fill the hollow void that starts to fill you.




Unless it is TH03's favorite girl (Kate Upton) why would this paralyze you with fear?






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Seven Costanza
LSU Fan
The Wild West
Member since Aug 2012
1706 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


quote:

Introducing your wife/friend to a person whose name slips your mind.



I hate this. You just have to hope they will say their name.






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TigerSaints318
LSU Fan
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
937 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


Anytime that I trip in front of a bunch of people.

Thinking a door is a push when it is actually a pull and run into it.

One time my buddy cut himself shaving in the morning and patched it up with some toilet paper, which he forgot to remove. He went to class and saw several friends throughout the day and no one told him it was still on his face until I saw him later that evening.






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wildtigercat93
LSU Fan
Hammond, LA
Member since Jul 2011
41571 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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I hate this. You just have to hope they will say their name.


"Bro" and the like was invented for this reason






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TulaneTigerFan
Tulane Fan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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Well now you turned this thread into being awkward.


The king reigns






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MaximumTiger
LSU Fan
The fiery pits of Hell
Member since Aug 2004
2669 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


You blow your wad after three strokes. Now that's embarrassing





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Kracka
North Carolina Fan
Broussard
Member since Aug 2004
28578 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


I always forget to zip my pants before i leave the bathroom. And I always notice it after I leave someone's office.





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slaphappy
LSU Fan
BR
Member since Nov 2005
1252 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


Building on the waving thing....you see someone far away who is your friend...you start smiling and waving...and get within 10 feet and realize it's not your friend....ugh!





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Mohican
LSU Fan
On a lake in MS
Member since Nov 2012
2176 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


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Well now you turned this thread into being awkward




It's like he's some kind of genius of awkwardness.






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TigerFanatic99
LSU Fan
Elkhart, IN
Member since Jan 2007
2408 posts

re: Awkward moments that happen to everybody once in a while


Sharting





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