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TheDiesel 
LSU Fan
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
1663 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:55 am to TheCaterpillar)
Well shite. 10k sounds about right, but I'm young and it won't take me as long to recover as some of these old farts
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hendersonshands 
LA-Lafayette Fan
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
97955 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:16 am to Baers Foot)
15-20k for pain and suffering
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LSUballs 
LA-Monroe Fan
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
14454 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:25 am to TheCaterpillar)
You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?
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St Augustine 
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Mar 2006
36505 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:30 am to TheCaterpillar)
The whiplash would be the worst, but I'd do it for a grand (and to say I did it). I've taken some very heavy waves (12+ feet)right on the chin, gone over the falls, and pinned down against the ocean floor that was like being hit by a car. You still have pads on in this scenario.
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Tactical1
New Orleans Saints Fan
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
9145 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:30 am to LSUballs)
Couldn't pay me enough.
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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Nashville from BR via Oxford
Member since Jan 2004
30980 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:42 am to LSUballs)
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You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?
numbnuts, eyes shut.
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hendersonshands
LA-Lafayette Fan
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
97955 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:48 am to Tactical1)
Better hypothetical:
wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.
option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.
There is no 3rd option.
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Wooly 
USA Fan
Member since Feb 2012
11090 posts
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| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:50 am to TheCaterpillar)
1k
Bunch of pussies up in here
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JD10
USA Fan
Member since Aug 2010
271 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:52 am to TheCaterpillar)
$100 and hospital bills if any.
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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Nashville from BR via Oxford
Member since Jan 2004
30980 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:56 am to hendersonshands)
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Better hypothetical:
wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.
option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.
There is no 3rd option.
I choose AIDS.
ETA:
100% chance you live longer with modern medical advancements. 1 PWILLIE hit to your naked body on the concrete could kill you. Everyday? Youre dead.
This post was edited on 3/6 at 9:57 am
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bamafan425 
Alabama Fan
Freeman Hugs
Member since Jan 2009
9978 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:03 am to TheCaterpillar)
Rib protectors are pretty standard.
I'd do it for $2k.
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hendersonshands
LA-Lafayette Fan
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
97955 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:04 am to TheCaterpillar)
We could change it to a grass field. I have a friend (kind of fricking hate him), who will choose anything other than AIDS.
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St Augustine
New Orleans Saints Fan
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
36505 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:11 am to TheCaterpillar)
also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?
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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Nashville from BR via Oxford
Member since Jan 2004
30980 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:12 am to St Augustine)
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also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?
Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.
This post was edited on 3/6 at 10:13 am
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CajunRevolution
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2009
28816 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar)
If I had football pads, helmet and two body pillows strapped in with duct tape on either side.
Bring it on.
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St Augustine
New Orleans Saints Fan
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
36505 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar)
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Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.
noted...I actually think being short/small would benefit me in this scenario.  Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air.
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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Nashville from BR via Oxford
Member since Jan 2004
30980 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:22 am to St Augustine)
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Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air.
I think I would evaporate. Hit me so hard I de-atomize.
At the very least I'd break in half like a crawfish and PWillie could suck out my brains.
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Swagga
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Dec 2009
6212 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:25 am to TheCaterpillar)
I think I'd rather stand still and take the hit than both of us running full speed at each other
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7thWardTiger 
Rice Fan
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Member since Nov 2009
20216 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:00 pm to TheCaterpillar)
1K and he has to pay my medical bills if I get to run ahead at him, straight up.
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DriveByBBQ
USA Fan
Willard's Garage
Member since Jan 2011
3869 posts
| re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie? (Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:02 pm to TheCaterpillar)
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He's on a full speed sprint and you are standing still and you both have standard football pads on.
Would be better than running at him for sure...
If medical expense is not a factor, 10k in profit I'd probably do it...
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