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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:55 am to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:55 am to TheCaterpillar
Well shite. 10k sounds about right, but I'm young and it won't take me as long to recover as some of these old farts
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:16 am to Baers Foot
15-20k for pain and suffering
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:25 am to TheCaterpillar
You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:30 am to TheCaterpillar
The whiplash would be the worst, but I'd do it for a grand (and to say I did it). I've taken some very heavy waves (12+ feet)right on the chin, gone over the falls, and pinned down against the ocean floor that was like being hit by a car. You still have pads on in this scenario.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:30 am to LSUballs
Couldn't pay me enough.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:42 am to LSUballs
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You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?
numbnuts, eyes shut.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:48 am to Tactical1
Better hypothetical:
wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.
option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.
There is no 3rd option.
wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.
option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.
There is no 3rd option.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:50 am to TheCaterpillar
1k
Bunch of pussies up in here
Bunch of pussies up in here
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:52 am to TheCaterpillar
$100 and hospital bills if any.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:56 am to hendersonshands
quote:
Better hypothetical:
wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.
option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.
There is no 3rd option.
I choose AIDS.
ETA:
100% chance you live longer with modern medical advancements. 1 PWILLIE hit to your naked body on the concrete could kill you. Everyday? Youre dead.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 9:57 am
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:03 am to TheCaterpillar
Rib protectors are pretty standard.
I'd do it for $2k.
I'd do it for $2k.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:04 am to TheCaterpillar
We could change it to a grass field. I have a friend (kind of fricking hate him), who will choose anything other than AIDS.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:11 am to TheCaterpillar
also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:12 am to St Augustine
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also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?
Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 10:13 am
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
If I had football pads, helmet and two body pillows strapped in with duct tape on either side.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:15 am to TheCaterpillar
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Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.
noted...I actually think being short/small would benefit me in this scenario.
Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air. Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:22 am to St Augustine
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Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air.
I think I would evaporate. Hit me so hard I de-atomize.
At the very least I'd break in half like a crawfish and PWillie could suck out my brains.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:25 am to TheCaterpillar
I think I'd rather stand still and take the hit than both of us running full speed at each other
Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:00 pm to TheCaterpillar
1K and he has to pay my medical bills if I get to run ahead at him, straight up.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 12:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
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He's on a full speed sprint and you are standing still and you both have standard football pads on.
Would be better than running at him for sure...
If medical expense is not a factor, 10k in profit I'd probably do it...
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