re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony

fine fine. I'rr pray arong

Keep it up Breesus. You are killing it.

Now to wrap up our awards a special celebrity guest, Morgran Freeman:



Mr. Freeman, why do you think you where selected to close out the awards and present this set of classy awards?



Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the rhythmic sound and melodic qualities of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy and the chair is gently creaking as i rock back and forth.

First let me present The Jim Henderson - the award for The Classiest Poster:



There was an rousing runoff in this classy category. This punctual poster definitely deserves a great amount of respect. An unyeilding commitment to take the high rode in any situation. I am proud to announce the 2013 Classiest Poster, our very own bean counter, proud new father -

Tigerinstaugustine


Speaking of Bean counters, once my father let me count an entire sack of beans. It was great fun. I counted all day. One... Two... Three... Four. Oh the joys of child hood seem so far behind me now. I can remember once... when i was just a boy....


me and some friends....



...





We aplogize, but Mr. Freeman has fallen asleep in his chair. He's very old.




Its ok their is someone in our audience who can finish the awards for us. You all know him. He's Brees's predecessor, he led us to our first Playoff win in franchise history, he once threw the ball 30 yards in the wrong direction, he fumbled many times on the goaline, he blew many big leads, but he always has a smile on his face, a real number 2,

Aaron Brooks



"Yeah its an honor to be here. It's one of those feelings you get when you're honored.

First award i am presenting first will be

The Archie- awarded to the Most Underappreciated Poster.

The Archie is gievn to an underappreciated poster and i will present it first. The 2013 Archie goes too:

Brettasarus

People should congratulate you. I think you should be congratulated when you win things. Sometimes when you win things you are congratulated.

The next award i will present next will be

The Buddy D which is presented for Lifetime Achievement to Saints Talk.



We had a close race here. You know sometimes things are close. People dont understand that sometimes the game is close and they shouldnt be so quick to judge me if they dont understand the game.

Anyway, our winner for this year's Buddy D award is:

liquid rabbit



Pardon the interruption as we have a short video presentation surprise for our current presenter:

A special video from Mr. Brooks's past

Mr. Brooks, anything to say?

Brooks: Yeah, at least I'm not this guy:



Let me present the last two awards for the night they go to the same man.

The Payton for the Smartest Poster and The Brees for the best poster both go to

Blueslover.












HOLD ON

We have a special message from our replacement refs:



As previous winners were ineligible, and Blues won both of these last year, but people voted for him anyway, we have no choice but to vacate both awards this year. We cannot come to a conclusive decision based on the nomination votes and so we must rule:



wait for it

















Because Blues was ineligible for both awards



















Our official decision is:








Everyone gets bees!










To close out the DATTYs, another special celebrity guest:





Thank you for attending this years DATTY ceremony. I hope you enjoyed the show.





On the back of each of your programs is a map to a clue which leads to a treasure. To get their fast enough you will have to steal a car and drive it to an airport where you will hijack a plane.





To get past the security guards at the treasure you must trade faces with John Travolta.



I assume this race will last a whole year. The winner will be announced at next year's ceremony. See yall then.









Here's too a better 2013.

Wow, im honored. thanks dudes
Looking forward to another great year

Props to Goatmilker as well

Kafka is upset about getting thrown under the bus this Datty season and has decided to take a break from Saints Talk.

By us refusing to be held hostage when Augustine forget to email him the results.

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Kafka is upset about getting thrown under the bus this Datty season and has decided to take a break from Saints Talk.

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