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Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.

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What about a bar of soap in a sock?
Hell, how about a ball-peen hammer. Take your pick, the ball side - or the peen side?


BottomlandBrew
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Orange preserves.


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Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
I thought the same thing. Something about the orange contours with what it hits, spreading out and not leaving a bruise on the surface.

Having said that- I have been hit by an airbag- looked like I was hit by a truck when it was all said and done and it spreads out and covers alot more surface area than an orange-- so Im pretty skeptical myself.


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Rohan2Reed
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
What if you hit someone with the ball side of a ball-peen hammer while they were eating an orange in the shower?


Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Try out the oranges Count and let us know.
Just smack someone in the face with one.


Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
no mark. good work!


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Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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What if you hit someone with the ball side of a ball-peen hammer while they were eating an orange in the shower?
3 things.
It would hurt,
It would bring tears to your eyes,
It would leave a bruise.

No doubt in my non-military mind.


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Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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Just smack someone in the face with one.
You in Laffy? It was your idea, you up for the challenge?


Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Who even figures this crap out?? I would never think to hit someone with an orange much less a whole sack of them.


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BRgetthenet
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.


Your threads,


Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
haha!! I will be in Laffy this weekend- bring your mom, we will try it out on her.


Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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BRgetthenet
I've told em a million times, they should never let me get bored.


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Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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bring your mom, we will try it out on her.
Be kinda hard.

She's dead.

Hows your mom doing?

(now dont you feel really bad)
This post was edited on 12/12 at 10:05 am


Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
ah Im sorry


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Hows your mom doing?


She will be in Laffy this weekend too, I will bring her.
This post was edited on 12/12 at 10:26 am


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Worley13
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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(now dont you feel really bad)


I offered to use my mom.. that helps. right?


Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
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I offered to use my mom.. that helps. right?
Better Idea. How bout we use one of the LLotF&DB? jmcs or Darla might be willing?


TexasTiger05
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Tis the season for everyone with a satsuma, kumkwat and orange tree to unload bags and bags of their stuff.


Count Chocula
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
And thats exactly what happened here 05. So whats an e-mail blast?


CITWTT
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baton rouge
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31765 posts

re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Pussy, I took out my tibia and fibula with one stroke. By the end of wearing the cast I could outrun football players on my crutches. Lucky for me that I never fell down as it would have been a major face plant or broken arms.


MeridianDog
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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Option 1 - Screwdrivers

Roll the chilled orange until it gets soft. Inject in several places with vodka and cut a 1/2 inch cone shaped hole in the top. suck out the natural screwdriver.

Tasty, but not suitable for the kids.

Option 2 - Ambrosia

Peel and cut sections throwing the membrane away (labor intensive). Add flaked sweetened coconut and marischino (sp?)cherries. This is Ambrosia salad. Probably a recipe with amounts listed on Google.

Option 3 I'm coming up with a blank

Have an orange fight in the back yard - great fun.


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