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Famously bad Thanksgiving dishes you have to smile and eat
Posted on 11/12/12 at 10:47 am
Posted on 11/12/12 at 10:47 am
My sister's oyster dressing is soupy and green with too many green onions. One of my favorite dishes is inedible. But she is proud of it and thinks we all look forward to feasting on her masterpiece, no one dares tell her what a disaster it is.
My late mother-in-law had a cornbread dressing that took a quart of wine to wash down. They could have used its liquid absorption qualities to stop the Katrina flooding.
My aunt usually brought this pinwheel salad on individual plates, it had grapefruit sections (I hate grapefruit), chopped pecans, cottage cheese and your name written in red food colored mayonnaise with a squeeze bottle.
My late mother-in-law had a cornbread dressing that took a quart of wine to wash down. They could have used its liquid absorption qualities to stop the Katrina flooding.
My aunt usually brought this pinwheel salad on individual plates, it had grapefruit sections (I hate grapefruit), chopped pecans, cottage cheese and your name written in red food colored mayonnaise with a squeeze bottle.
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Posted on 11/12/12 at 10:50 am to andouille
I just discovered the wonders of oyster dressing last year 
Posted on 11/12/12 at 10:52 am to andouille
I'm officially done with the green beans, cream of mushroom & canned fried onion casserole....No Mas.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 10:55 am to andouille
my grandma's dressing that has egg shells and chicken bones and all kinds of shite in it.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:00 am to andouille
I really like Thanksgiving food...odd that way, I guess. And, I make my own damn dressing and it's good. I don't have to suffer through someone's crappy dish. 
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:01 am to andouille
I make a pumpkin and squash soup that smells terrible and looks like a dirty diaper. It actually tastes delicious, but nobody eats it - I make it as a joke.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:10 am to andouille
Giblet Gravy - frick this atrocious substance
my dad's family insists on this "country tradition" every year. it looks like putrid vomit, and tastes even worse over the cold turkey. Mom's family is where it's at ftmfw. hot turkey and brown gravy
my dad's family insists on this "country tradition" every year. it looks like putrid vomit, and tastes even worse over the cold turkey. Mom's family is where it's at ftmfw. hot turkey and brown gravy
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:14 am to andouille
Pretty much any turkey that isn't fried.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:23 am to andouille
my husband's grandmother's cornbread dressing looks like throw up. It's soupy and just terrible tasting. She noticed i never fix any and now thinks I only like rice dressing (which I love), but cornbread done well is one of my most favorite things.
same family, they put out the grossest apps like bean dip mixed with salsa or a block of cream cheese with A1 on top. It's rough.
same family, they put out the grossest apps like bean dip mixed with salsa or a block of cream cheese with A1 on top. It's rough.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:36 am to andouille
There is just one cousin from NOLA that brings some serving of culinary death every year. It is usually ignored by everyone that makes a party of 50 or more.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 11:40 am to andouille
My mom's cranberry salad, it has fruit, nuts, creamcheese, and I think those tiny marshmellows in it. 
Just chill a can of the cranberry sauce, slice it up so I can have it with my turkey. Please don't ruin it with all of that other slop.
Just chill a can of the cranberry sauce, slice it up so I can have it with my turkey. Please don't ruin it with all of that other slop.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 12:13 pm to andouille
You should try my Grand Maw's turkey. All the gravy in the world couldn't help.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 12:34 pm to andouille
Carrot Raisin Salad.
Pie with Cool Whip on top.
Pie with Cool Whip on top.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 12:37 pm to andouille
I'm a cranberry fan. The jelly out of the can too mmmm
Posted on 11/12/12 at 12:44 pm to andouille
Turkey. The worst
Posted on 11/12/12 at 2:56 pm to andouille
my mother made some cauliflower cheese deal...it's wasn't cauli heads and cheese it was some kind of ground cauliflower and different cheeses
just awful and my bro and I had to finally say stop we hate it
then the year everything she made wasn't right. She had forgotten what each recipe was and we think used salt instead of sugar and sugar instead of salt....that's when we figured out she wasn't all there anymore
she doesn't cook thanksgiving dinner anymore
just awful and my bro and I had to finally say stop we hate it
then the year everything she made wasn't right. She had forgotten what each recipe was and we think used salt instead of sugar and sugar instead of salt....that's when we figured out she wasn't all there anymore
she doesn't cook thanksgiving dinner anymore
Posted on 11/12/12 at 3:06 pm to andouille
i used to not like brussels sprouts but now i find myself devouring a good serving.
Posted on 11/12/12 at 4:52 pm to andouille
Man, everything in this thread sounds like dogshit. Pumpkin squash soup?!
Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:58 am to andouille
Cranberry Fluff -- some sort of hellish cranberry/marshmallow concoction.
Another is what my family calls "heavenly hash" -- containing green jello, pineapple, and topped with a cream cheese/whipped cream mixture.
Another is what my family calls "heavenly hash" -- containing green jello, pineapple, and topped with a cream cheese/whipped cream mixture.
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