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Posted on 8/26/12 at 5:32 am to Teyeger
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When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.
:roflmao:
This thread is awesome
Posted on 8/26/12 at 5:45 am to uscpuke
shite on the bank
Posted on 8/26/12 at 5:51 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Had hung my arse over the side a few times over the years. Was nice once I got a boat with a head on it though. 
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:00 am to uscpuke
shite in your livewell 
No really, I've shite on oil production platform, behind camps, on a marsh flat I try to find sable ground, but If I gotta go, I go anywhere
No really, I've shite on oil production platform, behind camps, on a marsh flat I try to find sable ground, but If I gotta go, I go anywherePosted on 8/26/12 at 7:00 am to uscpuke
I have went over the side of the boat one day. Coffee sometimes makes for explosions and this was one of those mornings. Another time waiting to go duck hunting I did the same thing but before my buddy got there and in the woods. Needless to say, I don't drink coffee in the AM if I am going somewhere unless I have time for the explosion
Posted on 8/27/12 at 10:44 pm to uscpuke
Last summer I was spending a week in Grand Isle.Needless to say first night there, we boiled some crabs and drank plenty of beer. Next morning I made sure I had some morning glory before we left the camp to go fishing. I THOUGHT I WAS OK, but 2 hours later we pull up to some rigs and I start getting the goose bumps. I think to myself I can hold this in. WRONG!! There must have been 4 other boats around that rig. I was about to explode!!! I get to the point, if I don't go Ima shite all over myself. I get the bait bucket, get behind the center console, drop da shorts and the rest is history. Sacafice my underwear for tp. First time on a boat. But I'd rather shite in the woods or on a boat then any public men's room!!!
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:03 pm to uscpuke
Wake up, drink coffee and take a dip-shite. Never fails
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:04 pm to KentuckyArcher
I crapped on Elmer's Island Saturday. Am not proud about it.
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:14 pm to uscpuke
This thread deserves a sticky.
Buddy of mine that I grew up with had an awful habit of having to shite in public; I'll list his most memorable moments.
1) Had to go at an LSU game (blowout game and we left at halftime) and decided to drop one on his ex's windshield.
2) Had to go at LSU golf course and dropped one in the cup on #11
3) Had to go when we were at the beach, dug a hole in the sand dunes and buried it like a cat.
4) Had to go at the LSU golf course again, but realized he shite his pants on the practice putting green... Shook his leg of his shorts and left it on the cart path.
I'll add that there is nothing worse than having to go during teal season while hunting in the marsh. Wade out of smelling range, find stable ground, drop waders, avoid the turd from hitting your waders, fall down when you think you hear a gator, rip boxers to have TP, wipe with wet boxers, wade back to blind, realize your arse got eaten by skeeters
ETA: We don't hunt together
Buddy of mine that I grew up with had an awful habit of having to shite in public; I'll list his most memorable moments.
1) Had to go at an LSU game (blowout game and we left at halftime) and decided to drop one on his ex's windshield.
2) Had to go at LSU golf course and dropped one in the cup on #11
3) Had to go when we were at the beach, dug a hole in the sand dunes and buried it like a cat.
4) Had to go at the LSU golf course again, but realized he shite his pants on the practice putting green... Shook his leg of his shorts and left it on the cart path.
I'll add that there is nothing worse than having to go during teal season while hunting in the marsh. Wade out of smelling range, find stable ground, drop waders, avoid the turd from hitting your waders, fall down when you think you hear a gator, rip boxers to have TP, wipe with wet boxers, wade back to blind, realize your arse got eaten by skeeters
ETA: We don't hunt together
This post was edited on 8/27/12 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:31 pm to MrCoachKlein
What a shitty thread
Posted on 8/28/12 at 8:51 am to W
quote:We call that a "deep water".
In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 8:53 am to AlxTgr
Aqua dump FTW
Posted on 8/28/12 at 8:55 am to FelicianaTigerfan
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Pull up to the bank and go shite. I don't fish offshore though
This, or if necessary hang arse over passenger side of boat and hold on to the "oh shite" rail.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 8:56 am to PapaPogey
And I'll add this since I have not posted it in a while: be very careful leaving the lot at Bayou Cocodrie NWR. There will be landmines on the perimeter every morning from 12-26 to 1-1.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:14 am to uscpuke
Freshwater - pull up to bank, find tree.
Saltwater - hold on between motor and power pole and let loose.
I damn sure never heard of anyone shitting in the live well. The hells wrong with yall?
Of all the time I spend hunting and fishing I have never had to shite outdoors. I'm friends with a couple people that have to climb out of their tree stand every morning and drop trou, and every time we go fishing they drop a bomb off the boat.
Saltwater - hold on between motor and power pole and let loose.
I damn sure never heard of anyone shitting in the live well. The hells wrong with yall?
Of all the time I spend hunting and fishing I have never had to shite outdoors. I'm friends with a couple people that have to climb out of their tree stand every morning and drop trou, and every time we go fishing they drop a bomb off the boat.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:22 am to Slickback
quote:Wait until you're over 38
Of all the time I spend hunting and fishing I have never had to shite outdoors.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:35 am to W
quote:
In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:16 am to HeadSlash
Sometimes I envy my dogs. They shite outside in plain view everyday...no TP required.
This post was edited on 9/29/12 at 11:17 am
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:33 am to laangler21
quote:
Pull up to the bank and go shite.
quote:
This, or if necessary hang arse over passenger side of boat and hold on to the "oh shite" rail.
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