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Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:01 pm to andouille
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Ummm, it was a joke Mr. Biology 101
i guess the sarcasm of my post was lost in the text.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:04 pm to 9th life
Chicken needs some sort or sarcasm font 
any who, have lots of sex, I've heard that sex can help speed up the process, big boobies time
any who, have lots of sex, I've heard that sex can help speed up the process, big boobies time
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:04 pm to evil cockroach
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big boobies
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:04 pm to 9th life
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the gestation period is actually 40 weeks, or 10 months. 9 months is a common misconception and probably led to the poorly timed sex for the OP and his wife.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:05 pm to mbt2465
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My wife is nine months pregnant with a due date of Nov 5th.
Jesus. I had a kid born the Friday before bama in 08 and the friday before Auburn last year.
Induce labor on Friday and watch the game in the hospital. It's the safest bet.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:10 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
My son was born during the fla game last year. He came out right after the fake fg I will never forget that moment I was giving the play by play to the dr while he was catching the baby. Before ya'll talk bad about me this was my second kid so I had done it before and at least I was in the room.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:10 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
Just talk to her NOW about NEVER EVER planning a birthday party on LSU game day DURING the game.
Oh, and I went into labor on the due date of baby #1, 7 days late for baby #2 and day before due date for baby #3! Good luck.
(Is your wife a football fan??? Really, good luck if the answer is NO!)
Oh, and I went into labor on the due date of baby #1, 7 days late for baby #2 and day before due date for baby #3! Good luck.
(Is your wife a football fan??? Really, good luck if the answer is NO!)
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:11 pm to phelps4824
phelps, I was thinking that you were giving play by play to your wife! Really, I'd have wanted play by play had it been me! 
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:19 pm to mbt2465
You know technically she can have that baby without you. Your job was done 9 months ago.
Furthermore,Indian women used to squat behind a tree and have the baby without complaining. We pamper our women too much these days.
Furthermore,Indian women used to squat behind a tree and have the baby without complaining. We pamper our women too much these days.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:21 pm to 9th life
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the gestation period is actually 40 weeks, or 10 months. 9 months is a common misconception and probably led to the poorly timed sex for the OP and his wife.
correct on biology, wrong on chronolgy.
40 weeks is not 10 months. gestation is closer to 9 months than 10 as 9 months is approximately 39 weeks. it is that extra week that threw off the proper timing.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:25 pm to CalTiger
quote:Dude, sense of humor, do you have one?
Dude - the priority for a healthy baby is so far out high in the stratosphere compared to a mere game on the field.
This post was edited on 10/31/11 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:27 pm to mbt2465
Congrats. The world could use a few more Tigers in it.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 3:59 pm to mbt2465
My 4th was born the morning of the sec ship for the 03 season in time to watch the game. I got kicked out of the hospital at haf time. Too loud!! Nurse said I had to turn off game or go home....
Looked at wife and before is could speak she said... Better hurry home or you will miss second half kick off!! I love that women.
Btw the way she also planned our wedding in march so that it would never fall on a football day
Looked at wife and before is could speak she said... Better hurry home or you will miss second half kick off!! I love that women.
Btw the way she also planned our wedding in march so that it would never fall on a football day
Posted on 10/31/11 at 4:01 pm to mbt2465
My daughter was born during LSU's 2007 Championship game vs OSU.
fast forward 4 years and my wife is again pregnant and due date #2 is in late December.
Not the exact scenario as you, but I feel if LSU wins the NC this year, it is b/c of me.
fast forward 4 years and my wife is again pregnant and due date #2 is in late December.
Not the exact scenario as you, but I feel if LSU wins the NC this year, it is b/c of me.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 4:03 pm to mbt2465
birth of child > LSU Football. Let's be serious here
Posted on 10/31/11 at 4:05 pm to Geauxld Finger
Always plan to have kids in the offseason!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 4:22 pm to mbt2465
Feed her some chicken stew. It worked for both of my kids plus my mother-in-law when she had my wife and her brothers. Always starts those labor pains within a few hours.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 5:02 pm to Tiger n Austin
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Not the exact scenario as you, but I feel if LSU wins the NC this year, it is b/c of me.
Are you fricking serious? Or do you take your fricking seriously? Maybe if we win we should all chip in to get you and your wife the honeymoon suite and champagne next April. Go with what works.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 5:04 pm to mbt2465
It'll be the best day of your life no matter who wins the game.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
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