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So here is my predicament
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:20 pm
My wife is nine months pregnant with a due date of Nov 5th. Weve been trying to get this labor kick started but to no avail. I have a feeling that the labor will happen on Saturday which of course means I will most likely miss the game. My hope is that if the labor is Saturday my child will break through right as Jarrett Lee throws the winning TD pass to Randle with no time remaining. As long as the Tigers win and the baby comes out healthy I guess ill be ok. 
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Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:21 pm to mbt2465
As long as she has it that morning you should be good to watch it in the room with your new child.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:22 pm to mbt2465
If she hasn't had it before noon tell her HOLD IT IN!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:22 pm to mbt2465
Schedule a c-section for Friday. Head wont be oblong and you'll be holding your newborn while sitting at your wife's bedside for the game.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:22 pm to CajunFootball
castor oil.....have her drink a bottle....seriously, check it out!!!!!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:22 pm to mbt2465
If LSU win's name your kid Les Miles.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:22 pm to mbt2465
Tell your wife to wait till Sunday.
JK..congrats.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:23 pm to mbt2465
don't want to try to induce labor Friday?
Goodling to you and your family!
my bday is the 6th so wait another day
Goodling to you and your family!
my bday is the 6th so wait another day
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:23 pm to mbt2465
At least you'll never forget your kid's birthday.
My nephew was born on Jan 6, the day LSU played U Conn and gameday came to the PMac
My nephew was born on Jan 6, the day LSU played U Conn and gameday came to the PMac
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:24 pm to GregMaddux
quote:
If LSU win's name your kid Les Miles.
This.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:24 pm to mbt2465
Name your baby after whoever scores the game winning TD 
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:25 pm to mbt2465
quote:
My hope is that if the labor is Saturday my child will break through right as Jarrett Lee throws the winning TD pass to Randle with no time remaining
If this happens, will you name him/her Jarrett Randle, or Lee Randle etc?
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:25 pm to mbt2465
I have a chant you can direct at your wife:
C'mon, Tiger, Poosh Poosh Poosh!
C'mon, Tiger, Poosh Poosh Poosh!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:25 pm to lsuhunt555
baby will come early. They almost always do! Don't worry & congrats!!!
ETA - have her eat some spicy foods, or go excersise, or if she'll let you, do IT
3 things that can kick off some contractions.
ETA - have her eat some spicy foods, or go excersise, or if she'll let you, do IT
3 things that can kick off some contractions.
This post was edited on 10/31/11 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:25 pm to GregMaddux
Are you crazy, you actually were dumb enough to have sex with your wife on February 5th knowing the game was 9 months away? What were you thinking?
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:27 pm to lsuhunt555
What a bunch of tards. Just tap her one last good time. Going to be a long two months before you can do it again anyway. I find that the inverted piledriver worked the best for bussin' out a baby.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:28 pm to andouille
I ask myself that question all the time. Curse my damn virility!
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:28 pm to mbt2465
You can call your son Les Saban or Nick Miles.
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:28 pm to andouille
quote:
Are you crazy, you actually were dumb enough to have sex with your wife on February 5th knowing the game was 9 months away? What were you thinking?
Posted on 10/31/11 at 2:29 pm to mbt2465
My uncle's wife is due around that date, So he did what any LSU fan would do.... They're inducing labor tomorrow night
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