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re: Moms Friend Wants Me

Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:39 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90848 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:39 am to
quote:

I’m thinking she has and is fricking your dad, he had to be low key during this “LSU game” and she may have threw a little attention your way to deflect. Not knowing you would be there.


Any chance mom and dad have a pineapple on their door OP?
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21348 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:44 am to
quote:

Of course, as a mid 20’s male Im horny and always looking for my next move


Son this is how you get into a world of trouble. Be smart!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62871 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:46 am to
It's an old film, but I recommend watching The Graduate
Very fitting for your situation, except she was still married
Posted by CatSquirrel
Southaven, Ms
Member since Sep 2012
123 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 6:54 am to
Suppose Mom’s friend catches you coming out the shower?
You’ve got a luscious vee of chest hair going down to your ball fro.
And she thinks….oh my god! I’ve had the old bull….what about the young calf???

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This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 6:57 am
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16243 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:00 am to
Assuming the OP is telling the truth….

quote:

Yes, her and my mother are close and talk often, but I really don’t think it’d be that hard to keep it on the down low.


Now I KNOW you don’t know women.

But still smash. Just pay her a couple of compliments like “I can’t stop thinking about how hot you looked the other night”.

Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28635 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:04 am to
Any pics of moms friend?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19411 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:05 am to
Ask your dad first, he's probably banging her.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
1830 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:07 am to
She has a great body.

When she’s giving your the green light, use it. All is not lost, but don’t miss your next opportunity.

I suspect she needs some alcohol to get that motor going. If you randomly run into her at the post office, she’ll not be the same person you saw at mom’s house.

You should have gotten her number the first night.
Posted by NorthEnd
Member since Oct 2007
2149 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:12 am to
52 year old hot moms get what they want. You don’t need their number to call and chat. When they want to frick it’s just on. You wouldn’t be asking this board is she maybe interested.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9707 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:28 am to
quote:

You should have gotten her number the first night.


All is not lost. She's 52. She's on Facebook. Friend her and then slide into them DMs.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16478 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Any pics of moms friend?


On page 4.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5994 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Facebook message. “Hey, I enjoyed seeing you and talking to you the other day, hate you had to leave early”


Pretty solid advice right here. Nothing creepy, just being polite, but also leaving the door open.

Yes OP, you should frick your mom’s friend. Your mom will be pissed, but your dad will be proud.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14810 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:31 am to
Or jealous.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38598 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:32 am to
quote:

thought about asking my mom for her number but what if I was wrong about her and she wasn’t interested. That’d be really awkward for future encounters. Idk. Maybe i’m overthinking it


You don’t need to ask your mom for her number.

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Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30354 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:37 am to
I don't want to repost the pic, but go back and look at it...

not sure what is blacked out behind Mom's friend there,

but if it is OP's dad, then she's probs been hitting OP's dad and flirting with OP to make dad more attentive/envious/possessive of her
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1670 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 7:38 am to
Invite her over to watch The Graduate, open up a bottle of wine, and enjoy.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2431 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:04 am to
Go
Posted by New Boy
Member since Aug 2009
891 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:05 am to
OP about to get invited shopping with mom and friend after he hits her up on FB.
Posted by i10Duck
mobile
Member since Nov 2008
1552 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:07 am to
shmash
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
1948 posts
Posted on 10/28/23 at 8:11 am to
Dive in.

This is not some clingy chick that is your age and looking for a future husband. This is an established woman who wants to have a thrill with no strings attached, and picked you for the experience. It is your duty to provide that for her. Enjoy the ride!

This post was edited on 10/28/23 at 8:12 am
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