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re: How does one go about picking up girls at a bar?
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:22 pm to sta4ever
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:22 pm to sta4ever
Haven’t been bar browsing in 30 years but women are still women and a buddy that hops says that tequila still makes their clothes fall off.
Says all he does is get them drinks of Patron, they lose every layer that they had on.
They start by kicking off their shoes, then lose an earring in a drink. Leave a jacket in the bathroom stall, drop a contact down the sink.
Their panty hose ain’t gonna last too long; if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on. You may have to take her home in a tablecloth, cause tequila makes her clothes fall off.
That’s what I heard…
Says all he does is get them drinks of Patron, they lose every layer that they had on.
They start by kicking off their shoes, then lose an earring in a drink. Leave a jacket in the bathroom stall, drop a contact down the sink.
Their panty hose ain’t gonna last too long; if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on. You may have to take her home in a tablecloth, cause tequila makes her clothes fall off.
That’s what I heard…
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:23 pm to sledgehammer
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Walk in on crutches or have your arm in a sling or cast. Noticeably show that you’re having trouble doing basic tasks. Wait for a girl(s) to come to you and there you go.
Works if your name is Ted and you drive a Beetle.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:23 pm to sta4ever
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How does one go about picking up girls at a bar? by sta4ever
I’d target bars that did karaoke or random bands I sang with. When you can kill it singing you don’t have to do much more honestly.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:24 pm to sta4ever
If you have to ask
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:33 pm to sta4ever
Engage in a conversation with a chic. While doing so, visualize her riding u reverse cowgirl. Never break eye contact while doing this. She'll get the message.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:40 pm to sta4ever
Some of you people baffle me. Look, I am not exactly what women are looking for, but back in the day I could get phone numbers. And I would actually become good friends with some of them and then network off of it.
If you are a normal looking dude, you are starting at 0 and all you have to do is not frick up. First of all you have to "read the room". Observe for a little while, make sure she isn't there with another dude and make sure its not a girls night. The best scenario is her either being alone or with one other friend.
People adjust their behavior the more people they are around. The more people they are around the less likely you will get the authentic person. Of course it all depends on the situation. If she is there with several friends, you just have to catch her when she isn't around all of them.
Anyway, just be direct and make them uncomfortable. When you are at the point she is having a legit conversation with you, you just put it on cruise control and stay at her speed.
If she is at the bar go up and shake her hand and say "Hey. My name is _______ what is your name?" "Nice to meet you ________excuse me one second. Get the bartender's attention and then ask her "can I get you anything?" If she says yes that is a good start, if she says "Not right now, I still have half of this one to finish, but thank you" that still leaves a door open, if she say "No thank you" then get your drink and say "okay, have a good night" and leave. This way it shows that you took the hint, but if there was no hint to take then she might say something at some point to let you know that just because she didn't want a drink it didn't mean she didn't want you to leave her alone.
You have to take risk by doing less. Don't try too hard. And keep casting your reel. Dont get discouraged,
If you are a normal looking dude, you are starting at 0 and all you have to do is not frick up. First of all you have to "read the room". Observe for a little while, make sure she isn't there with another dude and make sure its not a girls night. The best scenario is her either being alone or with one other friend.
People adjust their behavior the more people they are around. The more people they are around the less likely you will get the authentic person. Of course it all depends on the situation. If she is there with several friends, you just have to catch her when she isn't around all of them.
Anyway, just be direct and make them uncomfortable. When you are at the point she is having a legit conversation with you, you just put it on cruise control and stay at her speed.
If she is at the bar go up and shake her hand and say "Hey. My name is _______ what is your name?" "Nice to meet you ________excuse me one second. Get the bartender's attention and then ask her "can I get you anything?" If she says yes that is a good start, if she says "Not right now, I still have half of this one to finish, but thank you" that still leaves a door open, if she say "No thank you" then get your drink and say "okay, have a good night" and leave. This way it shows that you took the hint, but if there was no hint to take then she might say something at some point to let you know that just because she didn't want a drink it didn't mean she didn't want you to leave her alone.
You have to take risk by doing less. Don't try too hard. And keep casting your reel. Dont get discouraged,
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:42 pm to sta4ever
be friendly and real. buy her another of what she is already drinking without asking if you can.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:45 pm to sta4ever
Be confident. That was all that mattered in my single days. If you are not confident, you are going nowhere.
Also, it’s a numbers game. Don’t take rejection personally.
Also, it’s a numbers game. Don’t take rejection personally.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:46 pm to sta4ever
Strike up a conversation, be playful and funny, as for phone number.
Relax, it's not that hard.
Relax, it's not that hard.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:47 pm to sta4ever
1. Buy drinks
2. Offer free cocaine
3. ????????
4. Sex
2. Offer free cocaine
3. ????????
4. Sex
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:51 pm to sta4ever
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:01 pm to sledgehammer
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have your arm in a sling or cast
That's the kind of shite Ted Bundy did to lure his victims.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:05 pm to Jim Rockford
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strap on a rolex and hope for the best.
A fake dick and a 10K time piece is one hell of a conversation starter
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:09 pm to sta4ever
Girls love to dance, but most guys hate it. If you can dance even a little, you will be ahead of 90% of the other guys any place with a dance floor. I did not figure this out until relatively late in life, but that is the key to it all.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:10 pm to sta4ever
Be confident. Walk up and talk to her and her friends and make her laugh. Concentrate on her, but always make note of her friends. Keep them engaged and keep their guard down. Get her away and then talk. You will be fine.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:36 pm to OweO
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OweO
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:45 pm to sta4ever
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but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?
One advantage is don’t drink but then you’re rapey.
Another is statistics. If you shoot enough shots, you’ll hit something.
The real way, don’t be a doofus and just talk. All a girl wants is someone to notice her and listen to them.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:50 pm to sta4ever
Dominant eye contact, playa.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:53 pm to Falco
I met my wife in a bar 42 years ago. How do you do it? I don't remember.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 11:57 pm to deltaland
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Or you could do like my friend used to and just play statistical probability and ask a whole bunch straight up if they want to frick. Eventually one says yes.
Ah, yes. The cast a wide net method. I was always intrigued by guys who did this with me. Never said yes, but I’m guessing he’s not batting 0.000. He just takes a billion at bats and hopes that weak flare to LF eventually drops.
This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 11:59 pm
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