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Elon Squid Game: New email to the engineering team - Show up on 10th floor at 2:00pm today

Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:07 am
Posted by saintforlife1
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:07 am
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NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/

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Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:08 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78372 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:08 am to
i'd love to see a thunderdome w/ a blue-haired twitter 'engineer' facing off against an engineer from tesla or spacex.

spacex engineer: i wrote code that allowed the first rocket to return to Earth and land on its feet in the history of mankind.

tesla engineer: i wrote code that allowed a car to drive by itself for the first time in the history of mankind

twitter engineer: i wrote code to suppress conservative ideas and rewrite the history of mankind
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 11:12 am
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15292 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:09 am to
I'm not sure Musk even knows what his endgame is at this point.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41734 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:09 am to
I don’t know much about any of this but it seems to me that Elon is either
A) a mad genius

or

B)destroying the company because he’s overreacting to his frick up of buying a shitty overvalued company.
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
4181 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:09 am to
Dude's gonna figure out how to run Twitter with a couple of hundred engineers, and it will make the rest of Big Tech companies go, "Never thought that was possible", isn't he?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:17 am to
this is gonna send whatiknowsofar and bronc into the stratosphere
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21235 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:18 am to
This is my new favorite reality show
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54897 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:18 am to
At this point I wouldn't quit. I'd just go along for the ride to see what happens.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3929 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:19 am to
quote:

please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months"


Imagine every government employee getting this type of notice. Absolute panic.

That's how you drain the swamp. Install "doers" as appointed agency heads and make them send out emails stating: "show me everything you worked on in the past year and how it helped this agency and the citizens".

Posted by Mumbler
Emerald Coast
Member since Aug 2021
169 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:22 am to
I can't imagine that many coders are required to maintain Twitter. I can imagine a large number being necessary to continuously monitor, supress, and steer speech and trends. Additionally, constant tweaking of algorithms would require a large number of coders and psychologists.

The code to post and generate feeds is the same whether it's for 10 users or 500,000,000 users.
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
3133 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:41 am to
Has Elon ever done anything without making money as the end game? He sees the bloat and waste and is eliminating it.
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:41 am to
quote:

NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/

I like the guy, but he's clearly autistic. He thinks only in machine language. A social platform needs a humans touch.
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:41 am to
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This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 11:44 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83591 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 11:51 am to
Just finished a Lex Fridman podcast where his guest is Andrej Karpathy. He’s considered one of the most brilliant AI minds on earth.

Idk anything about his politics or his feelings towards Elon the person.

But he said at Tesla Elon is unreal at maximizing efficiency and getting rid of bloat with regards to processes and specific programming tasks and shite. Down to tiny issues with complicated software program stuff. He said Elon is obsessed with completely getting rid of something that is inefficient, rather than keep it.

After listening to this guy, I have to think Musk knows EXACTLY what he’s doing.

ETA: And this genius AI programmer guy seems to think Elon knows WAY more about coding than what is coming out on Twitter from these fired software engineers.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 11:53 am
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
37535 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today
It’s going to be awesome when these guys show up.

Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20457 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 12:10 pm to
He needs to dangle the real carrot. Whomever stays and proves to be a hustler is probably gonna get a frickton more money.

Here's how you know when an Elon company has reached maximum Elon status: When the employees that are left are making twice as much as they were, 75% of the bloat has been cut away and twitter is functioning like a machine - the media will finally shut the frick up about it.

That's when you'll know.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20264 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35474 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 12:17 pm to
At this point all he has left are the H1-B employees who are sticking around until they get a new job.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 12:18 pm to
Trim the fat
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