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re: Raw oysters at 5, severe stomach cramps at 8:15…how bad is my night about to be?

Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

How long until I know if this is gonna be bad or not?


You'll be clear around 10am tomorrow

Until then....godspeed brethren
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38655 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:19 pm to
You should have scheduled an impromptu colonoscopy at 20 after 8.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:22 pm to
Definitely Covid. You should get a test and wear a mask.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6629 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

how bad is my night about to be?


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Posted by chef tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
694 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:25 pm to
I ate a bad one for valentines and had squirts for 4 days.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6120 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:29 pm to
Just sit in the shower and let it flow from both ends…
Turn on Netflix and binge watch something since you’ll be up.

Haven’t the oyster poops in 25 years, but I’ll never forget it.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:32 pm to
You're gonna know EXACTLY how many tiles are in your bathroom by the time it's over.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8322 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:35 pm to
Congrats on the tasty, free cleanse!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16968 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:36 pm to
Baw I just had that from raw oysters from Peche about a month ago.

I ate them at 4pm and by 8 pm the guts started rumbling. It took me two days to get right.

They tasted great, but, I think it's Russian Roulette for me to eat them any more.

Godspeed.
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7135 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:37 pm to
Ain't nothing you can do but hydrate bah, that and get some powder for your a-hole because it's gonna get raw.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37208 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:40 pm to
You can’t eat raw oysters in months that don’t have an “r” in them.

Nice knowing you.

Make sure your heirs tell Antique Tiger about the Estate Sale…
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14101 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:42 pm to
Lots of funny shite in here but on a serious note....

You'll know within 8-12 hours. Sometimes less but by 12 it really will have set in.

If you are able to hold out somehow by morning time you're good.

Good luck
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76676 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:43 pm to
You might as well snort a line of fentanyl and be done with it
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11739 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:45 pm to
Probably have vibrio. Make your last post count
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35689 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
46944 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

You'll know within 8-12 hours


Exactly

You’ll know things are ramping up when the cold sweats starts
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1160 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:46 pm to
Drink a pint of warm milk and force yourself to upchuck
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
674 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

What am I in for?


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124745 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

You'll know within 8-12 hours. Sometimes less but by 12 it really will have set in.


The cramps came on sudden. Buddy was over and I just doubled over and told him to head on home. Laid in the bed, it subsided a bit. Then got bad again. Took an alka seltzer. Got bad again, subsided. It’s better laying down.

No squirts or nausea yet, just cramps. It’s not as sharp right now. Not sure If I should be braced for the worst or just mind over matter this and hope it passes.

Guess I’m pretty powerless now. It’s either gonna whoop my arse or not.

I feel like I’m about to go 12 rounds with Ivan Drago.



Really hoping not.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/12/22 at 9:53 pm to
Congrats on the weight loss

Me and my wife got food poisoning when my son was about six months old.

We had one bathroom.

We had to get creative.

Pukes outside, shits inside, unless one of us was already shitting. I still apologize to our flower beds to this day.
This post was edited on 5/12/22 at 9:55 pm
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