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re: Raw oysters at 5, severe stomach cramps at 8:15…how bad is my night about to be?
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:32 am to fr33manator
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:32 am to fr33manator
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Cramps are not quite as bad as they were during the night but now I feel something a-bubblin’ and a-gurglin’. Just called in. It feels like the calm before the storm.
If you make it to Sunday you better have your arse in church.
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Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:38 am to fr33manator
There once was a guy who said “frick it”.
Give me a dozen raw, just shuck it.
In a month with no “R’s” talking vibrio,
It’s bubble guts and chugging Pepto
Now he shits and pukes in a bucket.
Give me a dozen raw, just shuck it.
In a month with no “R’s” talking vibrio,
It’s bubble guts and chugging Pepto
Now he shits and pukes in a bucket.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:40 am to Bullfrog
I ordered 9 dozen a Navy Coves for the weekend. Ate a few raw last night...fantastic.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:45 am to Bullfrog
oh the oysters were on the half shell,
Over beer, told myself “might as well”
Now I’m doubled in pain,
And the mattress has stains,
The revenge of the bivalves from hell.
Over beer, told myself “might as well”
Now I’m doubled in pain,
And the mattress has stains,
The revenge of the bivalves from hell.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:46 am to fr33manator
Maybe you’re just pregnant?
After all, it’s 2022 and men getting pregnant is the new thing.
After all, it’s 2022 and men getting pregnant is the new thing.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 7:51 am to Woodlands Tigah
Got sick on bad oysters bout 10 years ago. Yep, explosive diarrhea. And I mean explosive, as in bombs away.
I still love oysters but I've switched to chargrilled.
Good luck!
I still love oysters but I've switched to chargrilled.
Good luck!
This post was edited on 5/14/22 at 7:22 am
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:08 am to fr33manator
I’d love a doctor’s input here, but isn’t what’s commonly referred to as “food poisoning” just a myth and it’s just norovirus (which is spread through pee pee poo poo germs) 95% of the time?
The only cure is to let the virus flush your system entirely, then start getting pedialyte back in you. The dehydration hangover is usually twice as bad as the part where you explode from both ends.
That said, norovirus is going around bad.
Edit: and one of the main tells of norovirus is that your shits and farts smell WAY worse than normal.
The only cure is to let the virus flush your system entirely, then start getting pedialyte back in you. The dehydration hangover is usually twice as bad as the part where you explode from both ends.
That said, norovirus is going around bad.
Edit: and one of the main tells of norovirus is that your shits and farts smell WAY worse than normal.
This post was edited on 5/13/22 at 9:10 am
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:19 am to MyRockstarComplex
The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:24 am to Tigerpaw123
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There ain’t no R’s in May, should of never eaten, Godspeed
That is such a crock of shite. I guarantee the oysters are safer in May than September. The water temps aren't terribly high yet in May. And our Septembers are hot as hell.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:25 am to fr33manator
quote:
The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.
Lock yourself in the bathroom and get to work. Put some handles on that toilet if need be. Need to release the kraken to ditch the cramps
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:29 am to fr33manator
quote:Thats scary. Hopefully you’re in a good spot when that time comes.
The weird thing is it’s still just cramps. Everything else so far is just been burps and farts. I keep waiting for the Hershey squirts to Burst forth but they haven’t yet.
Nothing like getting Hershey squirt chills with no toilet nearby
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:32 am to DownSouthCrawfish
Oh I took the day off. I’m not gonna be caught in the truck 20 minutes from the nearest bathroom and be stuck shitting my britches when I sneeze.
I know it’s coming. Kind of wish it would just get here. These cramps are non stop
I know it’s coming. Kind of wish it would just get here. These cramps are non stop
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:50 am to fr33manator
quote:
Cramps are not quite as bad as they were during the night but now I feel something a-bubblin’ and a-gurglin’.
This is why while I love oysters, I only eat them cooked. I learned the hard way years ago.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 9:53 am to fr33manator
If you aren’t exploding yet, it’s not norovirus. Welcome to the 5% club.
I had something similar in college after eating a meat lovers pizza that had been in my fridge for over 2 weeks. Sprite and a few days should clear it up. Your stomach just hates you.
I had something similar in college after eating a meat lovers pizza that had been in my fridge for over 2 weeks. Sprite and a few days should clear it up. Your stomach just hates you.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 10:11 am to MyRockstarComplex
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Welcome to the 5% club.
I don’t like the sound of that…what’s the 5% club?
Posted on 5/13/22 at 10:49 am to fr33manator
At first you are afraid you will die, then your afraid you won’t.
Posted on 5/13/22 at 11:00 am to fr33manator
May doesn't have an 'r' in it. Godspeed
Posted on 5/13/22 at 11:33 am to El Magnifico
No update? shite hitting the fan?
Posted on 5/13/22 at 11:41 am to Vamos Brandonos
Not yet. Cramps are steady and it’s a gurgling but no flow yet
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