re: Do you wash your hands before or after pulling your pants up?

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Before in a public restroom

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Sometimes I'll be in a rural gas station in Mississippi or someplace like that and the bathroom is absolutely disgusting. I'm not even washing my hands at all. The sink handle is green or something and you are standing in someone else's piss relieving yourself.

I don’t wash my hands after peeing. My peen is cleaner than anything around that sink.

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When I can, I try to wash my hand before touching my belt or my pants after using the bathroom. To me it’s unsanitary to touch your clothes before washing your hands

Why would you want to get bacteria all over your belt and pants throughout the day? Eventually it ends up getting on your hands when you touch your clothes again.

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If you think there is more bacteria on your junk, which should generally stay in your pants all day, than is on your hands that touch everything, there isn't much we can do to help you. Carry on establishing pointless routines and patting yourself on the back for them.

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Well I damn sure don’t waddle over to the sink with my dick hanging out and pants at my ankles.

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This is the only acceptable answer to this ridiculous thread.

What kind of backwards arse pageantry is this?
You telling me you do the shitty shuffle to the sinks to wash your hands with your pants down in a public restroom?
What the hell is wrong with you?

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shitty shuffle

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a smart chemist washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom

Bruh all that shite that is on your hands is already all over the place anyways.

This does nothing but make you look like an idiot if you try to walk to the sink with your pants down

Number 2, obviously

At a very early age, I was taught when relieving myself, don't piss or shite on my hands. No wash needed.