Dude Very Awkwardly Uses Diamondbacks' Scoreboard To Try Get His Girl Back

Nothing says intimacy like plastering it on a billboard.

Probably fake

That will totally turn her off. Would've been more effective to farewell Alexandria. "Alexandria, thanks for the practice run. Looking forward to graduating to a better and more fulfilling opportunity. Good luck to you in your future endeavors."

My person.....

Meanwhile Alexandria is prob getting plowed by some dude that doesn’t use the word person.