Dude Very Awkwardly Uses Diamondbacks' Scoreboard To Try Get His Girl Back

Meanwhile Alexandria is prob getting plowed by some dude that doesn’t use the word person.

My person.....

That will totally turn her off. Would've been more effective to farewell Alexandria. "Alexandria, thanks for the practice run. Looking forward to graduating to a better and more fulfilling opportunity. Good luck to you in your future endeavors."

Probably fake

Nothing says intimacy like plastering it on a billboard.