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Registered on:11/8/2008
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re: Serena Williams upset by RACIST comments - Them
Regardless of whether you are or aren't offended by it, I hope we can all agree that it was a pretty shitty thing to say....
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re: What color is your vehicle? - Them
Spacegrau-Metallic :cheers:...
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re: All Encompassing 2017 NHL Playoff Thread - Them
frick you, Anaheim. frick you. :wah:...
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re: Fernando Alonso skipping Monaco Grand Prix for Indy 500 - Them
Well their car is hot garbage so he knows he isn't missing out on a chance to win a race I mean if my choices are race my heart out and finish 15th at Monaco or race my heart out and maybe win the fricking Indy 500, I'm booking a flight to Indianapolis....
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re: Do you know someone who committed suicide? - Them
[quote]Do you know someone who committed suicide?[/quote] I did...
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re: I need some advice on purchasing a new truck. - Them
Disclaimer: I work for the used arm of a Toyota/Chevy dealer in Montana. $1500-2k off sticker is about as much as you can expect on a new Taco. As someone else said, poke and prod for higher trade value on your older one. You can always find some money in your trade. Be up front and open about wh...
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re: The Range Rover Velar is probably the best looking SUV ever created - Them
[quote]They are much smaller than a station wagon. My neighbor has one. They're like a lower profile Kia Sorrento.[/quote] Considering that they aren't out yet, I would be VERY surprised if your neighbor has a Velar. Your neighbor has an Evoque, the cutesy baby Range Rover for people who really s...
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re: Is the Chrysler Pacifica the best minivan choice currently? - Them
I've sold used cars for a year and a half now. The ONLY Dodge-Chrysler-Jeep-Ram product I will ever even maybe consider buying is a 2014+ Ram 1500. That's it. Everything else that comes out of those factories is a shite sandwich....
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re: Those who are diagnosed with ADD/ADHD... - Them
[quote]So you're an addict AND a rip off[/quote] [img]https://media3.giphy.com/media/3ELtfmA4Apkju/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Those who are diagnosed with ADD/ADHD... - Them
[quote]My condolences on your inability to cope with life stressors.[/quote] My 20/10 Adderall prescription that helps me consistently sell 20 cars a month told me to tell you that you're a fricking dickhead....
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re: Porsche guys, what the hell is going on with older 911 prices? - Them
[quote]My uncle traded in his 993 C4S for a new Sequoia back in '02 or so. I would never stop losing sleep over that.[/quote] I will never stop giving him shite for it. On the other hand, the Sequoia still runs good with 249k. So....
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re: Spartanburg, SC.... thoughts - Them
My X5 diesel was built in Spartanburg. Been a good car. Place is alright in my book....
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re: Car baws of the OT: Anyone have experience with Porsche 996 Turbos? - Them
996 Turbos are well known to be some of the most reliable cars on the planet relative to the performance you get out of them. 200k miles is not at all uncommon. Hell, here's a 2002 with GT2-spec turbos that has 590k miles on it. [link=(http://bringatrailer.com/2017/02/15/590k-miles-545-hp-2002-porsc...
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re: Why is Adderall legal? - Them
[quote]Mr. Hangover[/quote] I type a well-thought-out post and you reply by taking a wet shite on a paper plate. Well done....
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re: Why is Adderall legal? - Them
I'm a car salesman and I have pretty bad ADD, and Adderal is the only reason I can do my job as well as I do it. I can get by on the rare days when I'm between scripts and don't have any, but I get overwhelmed 10x easier without it. Here's the best way I can describe the effect it has on me, p...
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re: Who has the best looking police cars? - Them
[quote]Way to lot even stop by. Dick[/quote] Where y@? I was on 26 through Scottsbluff then turned onto 27 at Oshkosh. Was I even close? ...
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Who has the best looking police cars? - Them
I'm driving through the corner of southwest Nebraska on my way from MT to BR/Nola and I'm bored as hell. My cousin and I are car nerds and we've been discussing the merits of different police liveries all afternoon. Wanted to see what the OT's got. I submit my state agency, Montana Highway Patrol...
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re: 2017 Mercedes AMG C63S Coupe vs BMW M4 - Them
[quote]Anyone who claims the 911 Turbo is a daily driver has never driven a 911 Turbo. The reason they make the 911 Carrera is to give Porsche owners a daily driver option. The 911 isn't a daily driver because it was actually designed to be a track car; one of the best track cars in the world. S...
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re: Anyone Know a good Used Car Salesman - Them
Me, if you want to take a trip to Montana as well. :lol:...
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re: F1 Car Reveals 2017 - Them
I saw the new Williams car the other day and it literally made me say "oh, heavens." Then the Renault the next day did the same thing. Best looking cars in years. Here's to the racing being the same. :cheers:...
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